[foxybcgurl]

I thought I'd start this thread because of some guy that was hitting on me the other day.....this is what he said.....

"If I were a squirrel and you were a tree, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?"

Can you believe it??

C'mon, lets hear some other good ones!!

[gstang23]

Are you from Memphis?

No why?

Cause you are the only Ten-I-See




And One I actually used.

"You better be careful. Youre sitting under a fire sprinkler. You might set it off."

[kitty]

Can I borrow your cell phone? I just wanna call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.



do guys really think these work?

[Toro]

foxybcgurl foxybcgurl:

I thought I'd start this thread because of some guy that was hitting on me the other day.....this is what he said.....

"If I were a squirrel and you were a tree, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?"

Can you believe it??

C'mon, lets hear some other good ones!!

That's hilarious.

"What's your blood type?"

[MrMarch]

I can't beleive some guy would actually use that line. It's not possible..is it? Gawd that was terrible!

[foxybcgurl]

Toro Toro:

foxybcgurl foxybcgurl:

I thought I'd start this thread because of some guy that was hitting on me the other day.....this is what he said.....

"If I were a squirrel and you were a tree, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?"

Can you believe it??

C'mon, lets hear some other good ones!!

That's hilarious.

"What's your blood type?"

If someone asked me that, I would probably be more creeped out than anything else!!

[Tricks]

gstang23 gstang23:

Are you from Memphis?

No why?

Cause you are the only Ten-I-See




And One I actually used.

"You better be careful. Youre sitting under a fire sprinkler. You might set it off."

:lol: Those are both priceless.

[foxybcgurl]

Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...

[Tricks]

foxybcgurl foxybcgurl:

Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...

ROTFL

THAT ONE IS AWESOME!!!!!

[Robair]

"Please? Pllleeeaaaasse? I promise it will only take a minute and you won't feel a thing."

[foxybcgurl]

Robair Robair:

"Please? Pllleeeaaaasse? I promise it will only take a minute and you won't feel a thing."

I think I may have heard that one before!! LOL!!

[foxybcgurl]

Toro Toro:

foxybcgurl foxybcgurl:

Toro Toro:

foxybcgurl foxybcgurl:

I thought I'd start this thread because of some guy that was hitting on me the other day.....this is what he said.....

"If I were a squirrel and you were a tree, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?"

Can you believe it??

C'mon, lets hear some other good ones!!

That's hilarious.

"What's your blood type?"

If someone asked me that, I would probably be more creeped out than anything else!!

What if he was wearing a doctor's outfit and had a stethoscope at a Halloween party?

Hmmm, I guess it depends on how much I had to drink!!

[Arctic_Menace]

Of course I have my Ph.D in gynecology!!!

[QBC]

I actually knew a guy that used this at a party and no it wasn't me....... "Hi, my name is Kevin, I like apples, let's fuck"