[Arctic_Menace]

Snorkmaiden Snorkmaiden:

Good ones Arctic!!

And for the guys: if you walk up to a girl and ask her "Would you like to dance?" and she blows you off you go: "Sorry, you must have heard me wrong, I said you look fat in those pants"

I'm learning salsa dancing, how big a hit is that with the ladies?

[twister]

PorscheBoxster2001 PorscheBoxster2001:

Mario... dude...
Exactly HOW many times a week do you get smacked across the face for using all of that pathetic crap!!!???

LMAO

used to know a guy.. Chris.. about 6'4" tall 225lbs... hockey/football/ rubgy player...
not to bad looking of a guy.. blonde short hair, blue/grey eyes ( another guys opinion) his line was always.. So you wanna fuck.. that was it nothing more nothing less just walk up and hit him with the "Gun Show" and a simple.. So you wanna fuck.. got slapped and walked away from...a lot but some of the hotties he landed.. wow.. every night.. never left the bar by himself.. every night new piece...LOL.. wonder what ever happened to him...

[crystalsm]

Snorkmaiden Snorkmaiden:

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Hahaha, that's great!

[Billaa]

Go up to a girl and say, "Hey got any (your last name) in you?" She says "No". So then you go "Do you want some?"

[gstang23]

Wonder if this will work. I will have to try.

"Hi. Im from another country here on business. Are all the women in this country as beautiful as you?"

[Arctic_Menace]

From now on, I will be posting saucy comebacks to these pathetic excuses for pick-up lines!!! Try me, bitches...

$1:

"Hi. Im from another country here on business. Are all the women in this country as beautiful as you?"

Are all the men in your country so ugly?

[Tricks]

You must be a parking ticket, cause you got FINE written all over you.

Courtesy of Quagmire.

[Arctic_Menace]

Tricks Tricks:

You must be a parking ticket, cause you got FINE written all over you.

Courtesy of Quagmire.

Can you afford to pay me the required $750,000?

[Arctic_Menace]

$1:

"Hi, I'm Tricks."

Tricks are for kids, right? Talk to me when you're a man...

[foxybcgurl]

$1:

You must be a parking ticket, cause you got FINE written all over you.

That one's a classic, I love it. I think I'm gonna try that one out this weekend!

[conjuredcrisis]

Ok, this ones naughty.


*use a finger to motion them over*
"...do you always cum when someone fingers you?"

[Tricks]

lily lily:

"Hi, I'm Tricks."




I'll leave it to you to decide if that's a best or a worst.

ROTFL

[Arctic_Menace]

I use suttle pick-up lines, like: "hey, wanna have some fun?" or "C'mon, I'm gonna take you out for some real fun..." Things likethat. Always playful, and it usually works.