[brotha]

i am here to say yezzur! even if it don't make no sense i'll say it anyway b'cuz i can...

i used to be Canadian now i'm kinda American but i'm always Black...

i like to maintain a certain level of anonymity......SO STFU SNITCH! oh yeah i'm also known for bouts of unexplained rage or ABMS...

i hate all forms of redneckitis and i have a very painful cure for it...

i like the way i can sound "white" and yet also "black"...its fun to hear the different reactions of people on the phone to a "white" accent and then a "black" one...y'all should try it sometime

i love all people who love me...but hate almost everybody else...yes i'm a bigot-bigot!

i don't like sports...IMO sports are homo-erotic exercises...cheerleading is an art-form...kinda like pole-dancing?!

i like the way my people can take a word/phrase and strip it of its original meaning..."keep it real" for example...has lost all meaning...pretty cool eh? nigga/er...mmmm...yeah thats still a f*cked up word/phrase?! anyway at least keep it real is taken care of (in the mafia sense)

well i've bangarang'd this up e'nuff for now...eh!

check y'all l8ter...yeaaah bwooooy!

[Tricks]

Can you speak normal English? Or can you just not write it?

[Scrappy]

Hello, I'd rather read Gaelic than what ya posted. Bye the way Gangsta rap really sucks, big time. Nesa Dorma. I'd take a redneck over a Gangsta rap wanna be anyday, or night.

[Blue_Nose]

Don't worry - we keep this shit pimp tight.

[Tricks]

Scrappy Scrappy:

Hello, I'd rather read Gaelic than what ya posted. Bye the way Gangsta rap really sucks, big time. Nesa Dorma. I'd take a redneck over a Gangsta rap wanna be anyday, or night.

I agree. Country owns Gangsta rap.

[Tricks]

Blue_Nose Blue_Nose:

Don't worry - we keep this shit pimp tight.

ROTFL

[fatbasturd]

I would welcome you to OZ...but it seems you have been there for a while.
enjoy your stay.

[Scrappy]

LOL good one Blue and Tricks. I'm listening to Kill Earl at the moment, ah Country Music gotta love it.

[Tricks]

Scrappy Scrappy:

LOL good one Blue and Tricks. I'm listening to Kill Earl at the moment, ah Country Music gotta love it.

HA! Such a good song!

[brotha]

$1:

Can you speak normal English?

fo' shizzle...

$1:

Bye the way Gangsta rap really sucks, big time. Nesa Dorma. I'd take a redneck over a Gangsta rap wanna be anyday, or night.

now what made ya go thinkin' i liked gangsta rap? oh yeah...da avatar thing...i chose it for the socratic irony of it all..besides i'm more of a oldskool hip-hop...reggae...blues...soul...r'n'b guy

Country? yeah i love country...when i'm makin' moonshine or when i'm gettin' it on with cousin Mary-Sue...some Charlie Pride...and a likkle bit of the Dixie Chicks...although i'm more of a Racist Redneck Rebels fan myself...

i see i'm gonna make a lot a friends here...

[Tricks]

brotha brotha:

fo' shizzle...

Clearly you can't.

$1:

now what made ya go thinkin' i liked gangsta rap? oh yeah...da avatar thing...i chose it for the socratic irony of it all..besides i'm more of a oldskool hip-hop...reggae...blues...soul...r'n'b guy

Actually it's more by the way you talk...For instance, this is how the above should read if you spoke/wrote normally...

$1:

Now what makes you think I like Gangsta rap? Oh yeah, I guess the avatar could give you that idea. I chose it for the socratic irony. Besides, I'm more of an old-school hip-hop, reggae, blues, soul, and R & B guy.

$1:

Country? yeah i love country...when i'm makin' moonshine or when i'm gettin' it on with cousin Mary-Sue...some Charlie Pride...and a likkle bit of the Dixie Chicks...although i'm more of a Racist Redneck Rebels fan myself...

i see i'm gonna make a lot a friends here...

You have something against country?

[Stagger_Lee]

I never got the memo that being black makes you a Non-Canadian.... maybe someone can enlighten me...

[Stagger_Lee]

Maybe if you stopped being a dick.... shizzwhizzle dat

[brotha]

$1:

Actually it's more by the way you talk...For instance, this is how the above should read if you spoke/wrote normally...

well isn't it actually they way i write? seein' as how you can't here me talk through cyberspace?

$1:

You have something against country?

No...i said i loved it didn't i?

$1:

I never got the memo that being black makes you a Non-Canadian.... maybe someone can enlighten me...

maybe you could enlighten me to were i said it didn't? da only thing i said that made me less Canadian was i live in America...it was a joke anyway...i am African-Canadian..eh!

god y'all can read what i write...understand what i'm putting across...obviously don't know irony or humour...and seem pretty prejudiced against anyone who isn't a complete anglophone or doesn't speak the "Queens English"

[Blue_Nose]

I'm pretty sure this character is... well.... a character.

"Socratic irony", indeed.

Or should I say,

I know how this pimp rolls, yo. Dat guy done be messin' wit ch'all.