[twister]

[font=Comic Sans MS]Well here we go, for the twelve invloved.. Brag BS your best who will stand at seasons end as the League champion:[/font]

[font=Tahoma]1. Regina Rifles - Regina
2.Twisters - Twister
3. Denebs - deneb
4. Canuckleheads - Canucker
5. Avro Arrows - Avro
6. California Canadians - Uncanny Noah
7. Dundeers - ????
8. Lakeshore wave - Rip Cat
9. Double Blue 2.0 - Mustang 1
10. Chicago Canadians - Canuckns
11. Foster hosers - Hoser
12 BC Rollers - Dayseed [/font]

Time as the Russian's say... "For the trash to be talked!!"

[canucker]

I'm assuming Denebs is Deneb.


All right, be ready to lose to the one and only Canuckleheads, who's team might just be the best one yet for all stat categories involved.

[twister]

thanks.. now who is dundeers?

Good thing stat categories change every year then...lol

[twister]

I know perhaps we could get a medal made up for the Canucker League and CKAHL champions 2005 2006 that they could infact have under thier names.....

[twister]

As my favourite shirt says... Today I made a grown man cry.....
well look and stand back in the wake of Shock and Awe

The greatest natural disaster brought to the ice....
God I wonder how much a team like this would cost... be over the cap I think.... by a few million....

TWISTERS:
C J. Sakic (Col - C,F)
LW J. Friesen (NJ - LW,W,F)
RW M. Satan (NYI - RW,W,F)
C S. Crosby (Pit - C,F)
LW E. Cole (Car - LW,W,F)
RW J. Dumont (Buf - RW,W,F)
C H. Sedin (Van - C,F)
LW D. Sedin (Van - LW,W,F)
RW M. Lapointe (Chi - RW,W,F)

F P. Demitra (LA - C,F)
W K.Koltsov Pittsburgh dropped* add W M. Johnson (Pho - RW,W,F)
W K. Calder (Chi - LW,W,F)
Util P. Stefan (Atl - C,F)

BN M. Straka (NYR - C,F)
BN open spot Dropped W D. McCarty Calgary*

D R. Blake (Col - D)
D M. Zidlicky (Nsh - D)
D A. Aucoin (Chi - D)
D B. Rafalski (NJ - D)
D P. Mara (Pho - D)
D O. Tverdovsky (Car - D)

BN C. Phillips (Ott - D)* dropped for Rostislav Kleslsa D-CLS


Goaltenders
G E. Nabokov (SJ - G)
G M. Kiprusoff (Cgy - G)
BN N. Khabibulin (Chi - G)

Enough said.. be prepared for the fastest team on ice.. RESPECT THE WIND BABY twisters comin for ya.... HAHAHAHA lol

[Regina]

Oh that's just goalie talk.

[Regina]

C B. Richards (TB - C,F)
C J. Arnott (Dal - C,F)
C S. Gomez (NJ - C,F)

LW R. Smyth (Edm - LW,W,F)
LW V. Prospal (TB - LW,W,F)
LW F. Modin (TB - LW,W,F)

RW M. St. Louis (TB - RW,W,F)
RW M. Knuble (Phi - RW,W,F)
RW J. Langenbrunner (NJ - RW,W,F)

W A. Frolov (LA - LW,W,F)
W S. Kapanen (Phi - RW,W,F)

F D. Legwand (Nsh - C,F)

D S. Niedermayer (Anh - D)
D N. Lidstrom (Det - D)
D J. Leopold (Cgy - D)
D R. Regehr (Cgy - D)
D M. Rathje (Phi - D)
D D. Markov (Nsh - D)

Util E. Staal (Car - C,F)

BN P. Sharp (Phi - C,F)
BN D. Drake (StL - RW,W,F)
BN T. Letowski (Cls - RW,W,F)


Targets

G S. Burke (TB - G)
G C. Joseph (Pho - G)
BN O. Kolzig (Was - G)

[canucker]

Behold Canuckleheads:

C J. Spezza (Ott - C,F)
C C. Drury (Buf - C,F)
C S. Avery (LA - C,F)

LW L. Nagy (Pho - LW,W,F)
LW S. Doan (Pho - LW,W,F)
LW H. Zetterberg (Det - LW,W,F)

RW T. Bertuzzi (Van - RW,W,F)
RW Z. Palffy (Pit - RW,W,F)
RW M. Parrish (NYI - RW,W,F)

W M. Bell (Chi - LW,W,F)
W J. Williams (Car - RW,W,F)

F P. Bergeron (Bos - C,F)

D E. Jovanovski (Van - D)
D S. Zubov (Dal - D)
D D. Morris (Pho - D)
D J. Pitkanen (Phi - D)
D A. Zhitnik (NYI - D)
D E. Brewer (StL - D)

Util S. Thornton (SJ - LW,W,F)

BN C. Conroy (LA - C,F)
BN S. Konowalchuk (Col - LW,W,F)
BN S. Hannan (SJ - D)
BN R. Brind'Amour (Car - C,F) *


Goaltenders

G M. Brodeur (NJ - G)
G D. Aebischer (Col - G)


* Dropped Brind'Amour for J. Stumpel.

[twister]

Hey Canucker dropped your boyfriend.... D McCarty....

[The Hoser]

Regina, buddy, I need a St.Louis. Can ya spot me?

C R. Bonk (Mon - C,F) 12 32 44 2 66 6 21 27 0 0 1
C M. Handzus (Phi - C,F) 20 38 58 18 82 7 15 22 1 1 2
C S. Koivu (Mon - C,F) 14 41 55 -5 52 5 10 15 0 0 3
LW R. Nash (Cls - LW,W,F) 41 16 57 -35 87 19 10 29 0 0 7
LW P. Kariya (Nsh - LW,W,F) 11 25 36 -5 22 5 9 14 1 2 1
LW D. Andreychuk (TB - LW,W,F) 21 18 39 -9 42 10 6 16 0 0 5
RW R. Zednik (Mon - RW,W,F) 26 24 50 5 63 7 7 14 0 0 9
RW M. Czerkawski (Tor - RW,W,F) 25 24 49 8 16 9 7 16 0 0 2
RW R. Fedotenko (TB - RW,W,F) 17 22 39 14 30 0 1 1 0 0 3
W P. Dagenais (Mon - LW,W,F) 17 10 27 15 24 4 3 7 0 0 3
W C. Neil (Ott - RW,W,F) 8 8 16 13 194 0 1 1 0 0 1
F J. Roenick (LA - C,F) 19 28 47 1 62 10 12 22 1 1 1
D S. Souray (Mon - D) 15 20 35 4 104 6 11 17 1 2 3
D P. Kubina (TB - D) 17 18 35 9 85 8 4 12 1 1 4
D N. BoyntonNA (Bos - D) 6 24 30 17 98 1 9 10 1 1 1
D B. Sopel (NYI - D) 10 32 42 11 36 6 12 18 0 1 2
D C. Rivet (Mon - D) 4 8 12 -1 98 2 1 3 0 0 1
D A. Markov (Mon - D) 6 22 28 -2 20 2 8 10 0 0 0
Util A. Zhamnov (Bos - C,F) 11 25 36 -1 28 1 7 8 0 1 1
BN K. Primeau (Phi - C,F) 7 15 22 11 80 0 0 0 1 1 2
BN K. Draper (Det - C,F) 24 16 40 22 31 2 2 4 5 7 1
BN N. Sundstrom (Mon - RW,W,F) 8 12 20 3 18 0 1 1 0 1 2
BN M. Cooke (Van - C,F) 11 12 23 5 73 1 1 2 1 2 4
Pos Goaltenders Edit Opp Status W GAA SV% SHO
G J. Theodore (Mon - G) 33 2.27 .919 6
G M. Denis (Cls - G)

[Regina]

The Hoser The Hoser:

Regina, buddy, I need a St.Louis. Can ya spot me?

You'll have to ask his parents to make you another one.

[twister]

Regina Regina:

The Hoser The Hoser:

Regina, buddy, I need a St.Louis. Can ya spot me?

You'll have to ask his parents to make you another one.

Nice..

[twister]

The Hoser The Hoser:

Regina, buddy, I need a St.Louis. Can ya spot me?

C R. Bonk (Mon - C,F) 12 32 44 2 66 6 21 27 0 0 1
C M. Handzus (Phi - C,F) 20 38 58 18 82 7 15 22 1 1 2
C S. Koivu (Mon - C,F) 14 41 55 -5 52 5 10 15 0 0 3
LW R. Nash (Cls - LW,W,F) 41 16 57 -35 87 19 10 29 0 0 7
LW P. Kariya (Nsh - LW,W,F) 11 25 36 -5 22 5 9 14 1 2 1
LW D. Andreychuk (TB - LW,W,F) 21 18 39 -9 42 10 6 16 0 0 5
RW R. Zednik (Mon - RW,W,F) 26 24 50 5 63 7 7 14 0 0 9
RW M. Czerkawski (Tor - RW,W,F) 25 24 49 8 16 9 7 16 0 0 2
RW R. Fedotenko (TB - RW,W,F) 17 22 39 14 30 0 1 1 0 0 3
W P. Dagenais (Mon - LW,W,F) 17 10 27 15 24 4 3 7 0 0 3
W C. Neil (Ott - RW,W,F) 8 8 16 13 194 0 1 1 0 0 1
F J. Roenick (LA - C,F) 19 28 47 1 62 10 12 22 1 1 1
D S. Souray (Mon - D) 15 20 35 4 104 6 11 17 1 2 3
D P. Kubina (TB - D) 17 18 35 9 85 8 4 12 1 1 4
D N. BoyntonNA (Bos - D) 6 24 30 17 98 1 9 10 1 1 1
D B. Sopel (NYI - D) 10 32 42 11 36 6 12 18 0 1 2
D C. Rivet (Mon - D) 4 8 12 -1 98 2 1 3 0 0 1
D A. Markov (Mon - D) 6 22 28 -2 20 2 8 10 0 0 0
Util A. Zhamnov (Bos - C,F) 11 25 36 -1 28 1 7 8 0 1 1
BN K. Primeau (Phi - C,F) 7 15 22 11 80 0 0 0 1 1 2
BN K. Draper (Det - C,F) 24 16 40 22 31 2 2 4 5 7 1
BN N. Sundstrom (Mon - RW,W,F) 8 12 20 3 18 0 1 1 0 1 2
BN M. Cooke (Van - C,F) 11 12 23 5 73 1 1 2 1 2 4
Pos Goaltenders Edit Opp Status W GAA SV% SHO
G J. Theodore (Mon - G) 33 2.27 .919 6
G M. Denis (Cls - G)

I think you should pick up Steve begin and.... Marcel Hossa.. make the team complete...

[Regina]

Someone asked Don Cherry which Sutter he'd like to have if starting a team. He said: "I'd take the old man....that way I could have as many as I want."
The Staals are creeping up on the Sutters though.......and I know the dad.

[Dayseed]

I took a chance on Allison. If re-injures his neck, I'll drive down to St. Mike's myself and haul him back onto the ice. I don't care if he ends up looking like FDR out there on the ice, that boy doesn't quit!

I also picked up Colaiaccovo (yeah, I don't know how to spell it) off the waiver line. If the Gods of Poor Luck have it their way, Colaiaccovo will blast a slap-shot into the back of Allison's neck.

Have their been any updates on Ilya Kovalchuk or Pavel Datsyuk? Are they still being whiny bitches and heading to the Russian Super League?