Wannabe Wannabe:
*berating the team in the locker room after a humiliating 9-0 loss*
What in the name of all that's holy was that?!?!
Six guys on the ice can't stop two from racking up nine goals??
You know, there's a reason I didn't name this team the Pittsburgh Penguins!!
But you, ya sorry lot, let the Big Hose Machine sandblast your butts into a headlining act at the Ice Capades! Thank your lucky stars we weren't playing the Khazakstani national team or the game may have been called at first intermission on a ten-goal rule!
... Look, I know you guys aren't making as much money as last year but where's your sense of dignity? Belfour, after that year off you're no Eagle; you reminded me of a friggin' wombat in the crease! The only difference is that even a wombat would've been able to stop a clearing shot from the other side of the ice!
Get your asses in gear or I hire Mike Keenan to coach you freaks!!!
(that oughta do it!)
Nice speach. I would have used the word 'peckerslapped' a little more though.
GOOD JOB SHANAHAN AND SCHNIEDER! SHORTHANDED AND STILL OWNING!