[NetAbuser]

I took my wife to her first football game.

We had
great seats right behind our team's bench. After the game, I
asked her
how she liked the experience?

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants
and all
the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were
killing
each other over 25 cents."

I was Dumbfounded, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest
of
the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get
the
quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!

Yes she is blond !!!!!!!!

[QBC]

[D_T_M]

Let us remember that it was the first football game she's seen.

[ShepherdsDog]

$1:

Score one for the blonde.

Shocked yourself too, did you?

[ShepherdsDog]

try going to a cricket match

[Ripcat]

ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:

try going to a cricket match

Do the crickets fight each other or what?

[Hester]

Ripcat Ripcat:

ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:

try going to a cricket match

Do the crickets fight each other or what?

My son has a lizard (here let me try something...)


And this fat-tailed gecko has a jar of crickets. They chirp ALL night long and not much else. The dogs (most notably Lyle) find them intensely entertaining though. He wont even let the cats or the other dog get too close to them.

[rockymountainrider]

lily lily:

I passed by a guy watching a football game once so I asked who was playing. He gave me one of those "aw, isn't this cute, the girl's asking a sports question" looks and said the Lion's and the Stamps. I then asked the score. He replied with a condescending smirk "5-0".

"Oh," I said, "a field goal and a safety or 2 singles?"

"uh...... a safety..............." the jerk mumbled as I walked off with a smirk of my own.


Score one for the blonde.

My wife's like that now. She started coming to the games with me when we were dating within the year she wasn't asking any questions. By the end of the next season I was asking her questions. Now she knows more about the roster than I do.
Unfortunatly our team is 0-8 this time. Coach must be shaking his head thinking, "I left university ball for this?"