[Firecat]

This recipe for "Roast Cat as It Should Be Prepared"

is from Ruperto de Nola, Libro de Cozina, 1529:

Take a cat that should be plump: and cut its throat, and once it is dead cut off its head, and throw it away for this is not to be eaten; for it is said that he who eats the brains will lose his own sense and judgement. Then skin it very cleanly, and open it and clean it well; and then wrap it in a clean linen cloth and bury it in the earth where it should remain for a day and a night; then take it out and put it on a spit; and roast it over the fire, and when beginning to roast, baste it with good garlic and oil, and when you are finished basting it, beat it well with a green branch; and this should be done until it is well roasted, basting and beating; and when it is roasted carve it as if it were rabbit or kid and put it on a large plate; and take the garlic with oil mixed with good broth so that it is coarse, and pour it over the cat and you can eat it for it is a good dish.


Bon appétit!

[BartSimpson]

(Bart pulls out his notepad and remarks:)

"I found out today that cats aren't entirely useless."

[LittleBastard]

Hmmmm.... sounds good!!!
I actually just had cat for lunch today at the Chinese Buffet across the street!!!

[Firecat]

WDHIII WDHIII:

Care to demonstrate?

hey this reminds me - i havent played "Cat on my fork" for a while....

Eat me.

[mysticlord]

PETA wouldn't approve.

[Firecat]

mysticlord mysticlord:

PETA wouldn't approve.

It's easier to be violently opposed to fur than leather because it's more fun to harass rich women than bikers.

[Hyack]

Firecat Firecat:

mysticlord mysticlord:

PETA wouldn't approve.

It's easier to be violently opposed to fur than leather because it's more fun to harass rich women than bikers.

Quite a bit safer also.......

[twister]

mmmm.. braised kitten in an orange rendered ferret sauce. yum yum it is to drool...lol

[SprCForr]

I prefer cat prepared Nepalese Army style.
Bash it in the head and portion it with an E-tool and chuck it straight in the stew pot (fur, organs and all)with the goat that was dispatched in the same manner. Boil over an open fire for a few hours.

Serves a couple hundred.

Yum!

[Regina]

[adahen]

[jennybo]

Firecat Firecat:

for it is said that he who eats the brains will lose his own sense and judgement.

I think sense and judgement have already gone out the window - you're cooking a cat!

[Sherminator333]

I heard of cat juice, where they put the cat straight in boiling water, often still alive.

[tritium]

Not much into eating cat.

[tritium]

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