This town is tiny and there's only one road out. A couple years ago someone stole the town's only taxi
and they got away past a 36 man detachment at one end and a 40 man detachment at the other and made it all the way to Prince George on the main highway.
When they found the taxi, they condemned it as a bio-hazard. Full of shit and blood.
Now to set the record straight, everyone knows you pull shit like that between 2 and 5 am because the asshole beancounters can't "budget" a single cop on duty here. And everyone also knew who stole it and who was riding in it, how drunk they were and that one was HIV positive.
Don't even wanna think about what went on during that joyride!
