[Newsbot]

Title: Venezuela shuts down McDonald's
Category: World
Posted By: snookums
Date: 2008-10-10 10:13:52

[robmik43]

Just more Chavez mob-style extortion. Pay the graft,
and you get to re-open the businesses.

[QBC]

Good for them, the health of that nation just went up ten fold...

[BartSimpson]

Wow, what a dilemma. I don't like Chavez and I don't like Mickey D's. It's looking like a win-win to me.

[robmik43]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

Wow, what a dilemma. I don't like Chavez and I don't like Mickey D's. It's looking like a win-win to me.

If you don't like McDonald's in Venezuela,
you don't have to eat there.
If you don't like Chavez, you'll be really quiet
about it, or risk going to prison.

Ask the prisoners how 'win-win' they feel.
How funny it isn't.

[mixedfarmer]

how many bad governments are out there? you only hear about venezuala because they are oil rich

[Donny_Brasco]

robmik43 robmik43:

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

Wow, what a dilemma. I don't like Chavez and I don't like Mickey D's. It's looking like a win-win to me.

If you don't like McDonald's in Venezuela,
you don't have to eat there.
If you don't like Chavez, you'll be really quiet
about it, or risk going to prison.

Ask the prisoners how 'win-win' they feel.
How funny it isn't.

That's bullshit.

You might find a reference or two about nut jobs in Venezuela who said they got sent to prison because they challenged the government...

Same thing in North America where nut cases in Canada and the US claim to be persecuted because the government is "after them" because of their views...

[RUEZ]

mixedfarmer mixedfarmer:

how many bad governments are out there? you only hear about venezuala because they are oil rich

Of course that must be it. Even the media is obsessed with oil.

[Zipperfish]

robmik43 robmik43:

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

Wow, what a dilemma. I don't like Chavez and I don't like Mickey D's. It's looking like a win-win to me.

If you don't like McDonald's in Venezuela,
you don't have to eat there.
If you don't like Chavez, you'll be really quiet
about it, or risk going to prison.

Ask the prisoners how 'win-win' they feel.
How funny it isn't.

The Gitmo prisoners?

[ShepherdsDog]

Hugo had to shut them down. They were able to provide more food, consistently, then the local groceries stores. Doesn't look too good in a proletarian utopia when a private company can provide better access to calories than the government can. Gotta love those Soviet style queues.

[Thanos]

Going by the looks and size of Hugo's melon head they shut down Rotten Ronnies about fifteen years too late.

[Zipperfish]

mixedfarmer mixedfarmer:

how many bad governments are out there? you only hear about venezuala because they are oil rich

They must have done something to piss off the US, because they really got a hate on for them.

[Public_Domain]

[ShepherdsDog]

This just in.........

Secret sources reveal Hugo is a major shareholder in Wendy's and Burger King

[tritium]

Maybe he thought he had to much competition for the Ass Clown competition.