[Newsbot]

Title: US Weapon Test Caused Haiti Earthquake
Category: Uncle Sam
Posted By: bossdog
Date: 2010-01-22 00:34:03

[Public_Domain]

[martin14]

Mr_Canada Mr_Canada:

Hmm.

didn't know you found a way to smoke tinfoil..


Besides, I can think of better countries than Haiti to use it on.

Like Venezuela.

[PublicAnimalNo9]

Why does anyone outside of Venezuela even bother reporting on the idiocy that comes out of that moron's mouth?

[tritium]

Can H.A.A.R.P manipulate storms, hurricanes, and earthquakes?

http://www.haarp.alaska.edu

[PublicAnimalNo9]

I KNEW there was something funny about Alaska

[QBC]

This just in....the US now has a machine that can create hurricanes!!!!!!



Word is.....They're going to test it first on.....Saskatchewan!!!!!!

[Regina]

QBC QBC:

This just in....the US now has a machine that can create hurricanes!!!!!!



Word is.....They're going to test it first on.....Saskatchewan!!!!!!

[martin14]

QBC QBC:

This just in....the US now has a machine that can create hurricanes!!!!!!



Word is.....They're going to test it first on.....Saskatchewan!!!!!!

[Robair]

Set it up in lake Diefenbaker and give it a go. They're used to the wind and could use the rain.

[raydan]

I thought that machine was to help cool down the planet.

...or was it to help heat it up?

[GreenTiger]

If the US has a ability to cause earthquakes at a targeted nation he might be on the list.

More likely this accusation was caused by him smiffing a little too much cocaine or is he just naturally fucked up.

[QBall]

PublicAnimalNo9 PublicAnimalNo9:

Why does anyone outside of Venezuela even bother reporting on the idiocy that comes out of that moron's mouth?

Because it's funny shit. Honestly all the comedy shows should send writers down to Venezuela to follow the guy around in order to get some good material.

[Kazam]

Well it could be possible....... highly unlikely but it is always nice to here the radical and opposite thoughts of the world

[whiskeyjack]

Kazam Kazam:

Well it could be possible....... highly unlikely but it is always nice to here the radical and opposite thoughts of the world

that was pretty radical