[Newsbot]

Title: Tipsy Santa arrested for public intoxication at Regina mall
Category: Strange
Posted By: Curtman
Date: 2011-12-23 17:43:40
Canadian

[Curtman]

$1:

A Santa at Cornwall Centre, a downtown Regina shopping mall, was slurring his speech and stumbling Friday morning before he was led away by staff, then arrested by police for being drunk.
Rahil Ahmad, who works in a kiosk near Santa's chair, said the same man in the red suit was also visibly inebriated on Thursday night.
Ahmad said the mall Santa was saying his ho-ho-hos strangely and parents were looking him over warily.
"You could see he was clearly intoxicated, but no one was bold enough to say anything, and then finally someone had to call security and do something about it because it was looking really bad."

Wow.. Nobody said anything for how many hours?

[Unsound]

It's Regina. i would assume anyone who has to live there is in a near constant state of inebriation...

[ShepherdsDog]

Unsound Unsound:

It's Regina. i would assume anyone who has to live in Thunderbay is in a near constant state of inebriation...

Also true

[saturn_656]

ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:

Unsound Unsound:

It's Regina. i would assume anyone who has to live in Thunderbay is in a near constant state of inebriation...

Also true

Having lived in Thunder Bay for a number of years, I'll say that no truer words have ever been spoken.

[Regina]

[ShepherdsDog]

You're just mad because they reprimanded you for telling the kids with hot moms, that if she didn't sit on your lap, they wouldn't get their presents......ever

[FieryVulpine]

This song immediately comes to mind.

[Regina]

ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:

You're just mad because they reprimanded you for telling the kids with hot moms, that if she didn't sit on your lap, they wouldn't get their presents......ever

...and it was working till you spilled the beans!

[PostFactum]

[PJB]

Maybe he was sick of kids pissing on his lap...Payback is a b*tch...lol...Put your kids on my piss stained lap...lmao