[Newsbot]

Title: Third of Russians think sun spins round Earth: poll
Category: Strange
Posted By: Hyack
Date: 2011-02-12 16:09:10

[andyt]

CrazyNewfie CrazyNewfie:

10 years? are you f..king kidding me? This slimeball beat another human being to death with a f..king hammer, A HAMMER, in front of their 4 YEAR OLD SON!!
Parole my ass, give a few women who have lived with abusive husbands a hammer each and put them in a room with this guy.

Huh?

As to the topic of this post, the other 2/3 of Russians think the earth revolves around them, because they're so pissed on vodka.

[BartSimpson]

Big deal. 99% of Chinese boys think the Universe revolves around them.

[DerbyX]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

Big deal. 99% of Chinese boys think the Universe revolves around them.

100% of Americans think they own the Universe regards of which direction it goes. They always make it go in their preferred direction once they *ahem* win the hearts *cough* and minds of the universe.

[BartSimpson]

DerbyX DerbyX:

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

Big deal. 99% of Chinese boys think the Universe revolves around them.

100% of Americans think they own the Universe regards of which direction it goes. They always make it go in their preferred direction once they *ahem* win the hearts *cough* and minds of the universe.

Naw, we just own the moon.

[PublicAnimalNo9]

It's been over 30 years since you guys have been there. The moon is a free agent again

[BartSimpson]

PublicAnimalNo9 PublicAnimalNo9:

It's been over 30 years since you guys have been there. The moon is a free agent again

We claim precedent. If the Brits can hang onto the Falklands despite leaving them abandoned for 30 years then we can hang onto the moon.

[PublicAnimalNo9]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

PublicAnimalNo9 PublicAnimalNo9:

It's been over 30 years since you guys have been there. The moon is a free agent again

We claim precedent. If the Brits can hang onto the Falklands despite leaving them abandoned for 30 years then we can hang onto the moon.

Jeez man, what is it with you and the Brits when it comes to maintaining possession of useless lumps of rock?

[rickc]

PublicAnimalNo9 PublicAnimalNo9:

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

PublicAnimalNo9 PublicAnimalNo9:

It's been over 30 years since you guys have been there. The moon is a free agent again

We claim precedent. If the Brits can hang onto the Falklands despite leaving them abandoned for 30 years then we can hang onto the moon.

Jeez man, what is it with you and the Brits when it comes to maintaining possession of useless lumps of rock?

Did'nt you hear? We discovered a huge oil patch on the moon.

[PublicAnimalNo9]

rickc rickc:

PublicAnimalNo9 PublicAnimalNo9:

Jeez man, what is it with you and the Brits when it comes to maintaining possession of useless lumps of rock?

Did'nt you hear? We discovered a huge oil patch on the moon.

[andyt]

$1:

Most Americans do not accept the theory of evolution. Instead, 51 percent of Americans say God created humans in their present form

40% of Americans think the earth is 6000 years old - http://www.canadaka.net/forums/jibber-jabber-f9/four-of-10-americans-think-earth-created-10-000-years-ago-t93381.html

$1:

Twenty Percent of Americans Think the Sun Revolves Around Earth

[BartSimpson]

PublicAnimalNo9 PublicAnimalNo9:

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

PublicAnimalNo9 PublicAnimalNo9:

It's been over 30 years since you guys have been there. The moon is a free agent again

We claim precedent. If the Brits can hang onto the Falklands despite leaving them abandoned for 30 years then we can hang onto the moon.

Jeez man, what is it with you and the Brits when it comes to maintaining possession of useless lumps of rock?

Says the man from the country that's been in a 100 year pissing war with Denmark over Hans Island.

[PublicAnimalNo9]

Yeah but at least both sides have had a sense of humour over it.

[BartSimpson]

PublicAnimalNo9 PublicAnimalNo9:

Yeah but at least both sides have had a sense of humour over it.

And we have a sense of humor about the moon. Feel free to go there and lay claim to whatever you want of it.

[PublicAnimalNo9]

Oh cool. Can I have one of the landers too?? I promise to look after it real good.