[Newsbot]

Title: Something Just Slammed Into Jupiter
Category: Science
Posted By: uwish
Date: 2016-03-29 09:44:09
Canadian

[BRAH]

Thano's dream.

[BartSimpson]

It wasn't me.

[raydan]

This will probably kill off most of the life on Jupiter.

[Delwin]

Jupiter's gravity helps draw in space debris and partially protects earth from being struck by asteroids. Eventually if Jupiter's mass increases enough it will ignite and become a star and wipe out all life on Earth. Ju-pit-er hurry up and do something about it. And yes, Im ten years old.

[Thanos]

BRAH BRAH:

Thano's dream.

[Jabberwalker]

Newsbot Newsbot:

Title: Something Just Slammed Into Jupiter
Category: Science
Posted By: uwish
Date: 2016-03-29 09:44:09
Canadian

Nice shot, eh? Hole in one!

[ShepherdsDog]

raydan raydan:

This will probably kill off most of the life on Jupiter.

All that Jovian poontang you'll now miss scoring with.

[IGA]

It was probably one of Alex Edler's shots from the point. He's not very accurate

[Jabberwalker]

ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:

raydan raydan:

This will probably kill off most of the life on Jupiter.

All that Jovian poontang you'll now miss scoring with.

... pure Kilgore Trout ...

[PublicAnimalNo9]

Probably just an Asian driver.