[Freakinoldguy]

First Montana then, the world.

[llama66]

Fine, we buy Montana, then we buy Idaho and Wyoming, next we buy Hawaii and Alaska... Then, before they know it the United States shall become The United Provinces of Canada.... muhahahahahahahahaha!

[DrCaleb]

Thanos Thanos:

raydan raydan:

Can't we buy a state that doesn't have snow?

Umm, you don't want Florida. Really, you do not want anything to do with Florida. As per the residents there...

Florida Man!

None of this is a joke. Makes any Montana good ol' boys look beyond normal in comparison.

^^ What he said. I know perfectly good people raised in Alberta who moved there, and somehow Florida messes them up. Badly.

[llama66]

My roommate just came back from Florida... He says he's seen things...

[Thanos]

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

^^ What he said. I know perfectly good people raised in Alberta who moved there, and somehow Florida messes them up. Badly.

Florida is so wack that it achieves the impossible of making both California (too many of their own kooks to list) and Ohio (original home of the meth-dealing backwoods rednecks) look sane.

[herbie]

Gonna buy Montana soon,
gonna be a dental floss tycoon

[Tricks]

If they throw in vermont. Don't feel like crossing the border for that sweet sweet skiing.

[llama66]

Not until they cede Hawaii.

[Tricks]

They can keep Hawaii, not good for anything really.

[llama66]

Tricks Tricks:

They can keep Hawaii, not good for anything really.

This is why I don't talk to you...

[Freakinoldguy]

herbie herbie:

Gonna buy Montana soon,
gonna be a dental floss tycoon

Apparently not a lot of fans here though?

[Strutz]

Some awesome comments here.

Lord, but we need more threads like this one!

[bootlegga]

Tricks Tricks:

They can keep Hawaii, not good for anything really.

Only someone who's never been to Hawaii would say something foolish like that!

[Tricks]

bootlegga bootlegga:

Tricks Tricks:

They can keep Hawaii, not good for anything really.

Only someone who's never been to Hawaii would say something foolish like that!

Too hot.

[bootlegga]

Tricks Tricks:

bootlegga bootlegga:

Tricks Tricks:

They can keep Hawaii, not good for anything really.

Only someone who's never been to Hawaii would say something foolish like that!

Too hot.

Actually, most of Hawaii sits at about 24-25 degrees year round (18-19 as a low), which makes it as perfect weather-wise as you can get IMHO.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawaii