Welcome to Saskatoon. Where everyone has the legal right to never, ever feel bad about themselves. Unless you think poorly about another person and happen to share those thoughts with a like minded person... then you're a terrorist douchbag bully who deserves scorn and ridicule in the public square.
Oh shit. Wait. What if someone overhears the cop writing me my ticket for "thought crimes" as he explains to me why I'm getting the ticket? Well that's gossip that cop is spreading about me!!!! Ticket that mofo!
