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President Vladimir Putin says Poland and its allies are distorting history.
During a marathon news conference on 19 December, the Russian president said it was "totally unacceptable and inaccurate" to cast equal blame on Nazi leader Adolf Hitler and Soviet leader Joseph Stalin for the war's outbreak.
Yeah, I don't see Pooty-poot making any plans to hand back the territory the communist scumbags stole from Poland.
While we're at it those fuckers also need to hand back the territory they stole from Finland.

We would see Rosie O"Donnell and Donald Trump French Kiss first. Russians never give anything back.