Have people not gotten the word yet that you don't go sailing near the Somali coast?
BartSimpson
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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 5:00 pm
Sorry, but the time has come to call in airstrikes on the pirates and to declare a maritime exclusion zone of one mile from the coast: anything that enters that zone should be seized or destroyed. Deny the pirates a port, and then deny them access to the seas and deny them a safe harbor for their prizes and they will find something else to do.
Tell you what, you hang a few pirates and the rest will get the idea that it is an unhealthy business.
sasquatch2
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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 7:46 pm
It is no secret where the pirates are based and where they take their prizes.
Send in landing parties to free hostages and recover the ships and level those podunk ports--
"--leave not one stone resting upon another, and sow the ground with salt...."
Scipio Africanis
ShepherdsDog
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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 7:50 pm
what good would sowing sand with salt do?
BartSimpson
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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 8:06 pm
ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:
what good would sowing sand with salt do?
True, better to sow the sand with their blood and perhaps something useful will arise in their place.
xerxes
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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 8:08 pm
Mind you, there's a potential killing to be made (pun intended) for some independent naval protection service for ships that travel through the area.
ShepherdsDog
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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 8:10 pm
these are Somalis, not Sicilians.
xerxes
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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 8:14 pm
ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:
these are Somalis, not Sicilians.
Actually, Scipio Africanus was the hero of the African campaign against the Carthaginian's.
But yeah, you don't see Somali pirates invading Southern Europe with a pack of elephants either.
ShepherdsDog
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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 8:35 pm
I was referring to the protection racket.
xerxes
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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 8:38 pm
Oh.
Nevermind then.
BartSimpson
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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 8:48 pm
xerxes xerxes:
Mind you, there's a potential killing to be made (pun intended) for some independent naval protection service for ships that travel through the area.
You'd be surprised (or maybe not) at all the private firms contracting for this kind of thing these days.
ridenrain
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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 9:41 pm
Q-ship is the obvious answer.
The fact that we needed to ask the question is the problem.
What the hells become of us.
sasquatch2
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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:40 pm
Q-ship.....
HAW HAW HAW
Thanks ridenrain for that momment...I get so few these days.....
For a split second, the sun burst through the clouds in the sky....
Just that split second of pleasure............
Those twits wouldn't stand a chance----I suggest oerlikons and a few Bofors and lotsa M2HB (50's)all easily concealed/installed (and a crew of X-legionaires).........PARTY.......
Bart can have his mini-guns if he likes...but they have no soul......
BartSimpson
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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 11:16 pm
sasquatch2 sasquatch2:
Q-ship..... HAW HAW HAW
Actually it is a very good idea that has been discussed on this site before. The problem is that it would be a short lived trick for a very large investment.
I think perhaps another solution is to goad the pirates into hijacking a Russian or Chinese ship and then letting those guys do all the wet work for us.
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