(HUMOR!)
"I'm going to tell you a story you've never heard before, because no one knows it the way I know it," Hussein writes in the publisher's release.
Saddam Hussein, a long-term admirer of OJ Simpson's life story, has most recently followed his icon's example, releasing a shocking new book titled If I Had Weapons Of Mass Destruction, in which he outlines how his illegal weapons would have been hidden - if he had them.
The Peoples Cube.