She'll come to realize the error of her ways eventually. What kind of example is that setting for her kids?
Laura Adams
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 1:01 pm
How big is that woman's stomach? I had seconds on turkey and sweet potatoes at Christmas and I didn't even have room for dessert. I counted 90 pounds just in the food they gave the weights for, not including the two hams, five loaves of bread, gravy, and the "salad".
How many people could have eaten a good meal from that vast amount of provender?
And why is it always people from New Jersey who go out of their way to give Americans a bad name?
BartSimpson
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 1:14 pm
Would've been easier for her to just have a dish of poutine.
Thanos
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 1:31 pm
That episode of The Simpsons when Homer put on an extra two hundred pounds just so he could stay at home on disability was just a joke. Someone should tell this woman that it wasn't supposed to be a lifestyle plan for anyone.
One of two things will happen here:
1) She'll die on the toilet just like that guy on 'The Sopranos' did. 2) She'll get to appear on The Jerry Springer Show after Jerry and Dick Gregory have to tear out the wall of her bedroom and have to 'rescue' her with a 5-ton capacity forklift.
Either way society is made that much more ridiculous just from the mere fact of her existence. Too bad she ended up breeding before the eventual heart attack/insuolin shock takes her out for good.
Bodah
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 1:32 pm
Wow, could of probably fed all of the homeless people in Ottawa with that meal.
Well I hope she enjoys her short life.
Public_Domain
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 1:37 pm
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Brenda
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 1:44 pm
Mr_Canada Mr_Canada:
What inspires people like this?
Wanting to be "famous", but lacking any kind of skill or talent.
Bodah
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 2:15 pm
Mr_Canada Mr_Canada:
What inspires people like this?
Communism.
She's eating for her brothers and sisters who can't eat.
raydan
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 2:22 pm
EyeBrock EyeBrock:
I bet she gets loads of action........
She could have a threesome and the other 2 would probably never meet.
Gunnair
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 2:29 pm
Public_Domain
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 2:35 pm
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