Brenda Brenda:
I was at La Guardia last week, and there was an old lady that was metaldetectored. She was wearing a skirt, and that metal detector thing they use by hand, disappeared under her skirt... I thought it was pretty embarrassing... I think she was 85...
Metal detectors are designed to detect through clothing, including skirts. But where would the fun be in keeping the detector on the outside of clothing? Right?
I mean like, boooorrring.