[raydan]

Starting next semester at McGill university, students who are sexually attracted to women will be allowed on campus Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays... those attracted to men will be allowed Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. Those not sexually attracted to anybody are allowed on campus any damn time they want, including Sundays, but those attracted to both men and women will have to find someplace else to go waste their parent's money.

[maldonsfecht]

raydan raydan:

Starting next semester at McGill university, students who are sexually attracted to women will be allowed on campus Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays... those attracted to men will be allowed Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. Those not sexually attracted to anybody are allowed on campus any damn time they want, including Sundays, but those attracted to both men and women will have to find someplace else to go waste their parent's money.

[andyt]

So the straight men watch the dykes get it on on M, W, F and the straight women bitch how there are no good men while they watch the homos go at it on T, Th, Sat?

[BeaverFever]

raydan raydan:

Starting next semester at McGill university, students who are sexually attracted to women will be allowed on campus Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays... those attracted to men will be allowed Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. Those not sexually attracted to anybody are allowed on campus any damn time they want, including Sundays, but those attracted to both men and women will have to find someplace else to go waste their parent's money.

Cool, Shep looks like you can go any time you want!

Edit: Opps! I thought it said "Those not sexually attractive to anybody..." Ah well, you would've had to finish high school first anyway. That alone would take more years than you have left.

[ShepherdsDog]

High school....those seven years of your life that you figure gives you the equivalency of a graduate degree. Rich coming from a guy who gets a woody every time he smells Polident. I'm so hurt that someone who gets off scoping out geriatrics doesn't find me sexually attractive....so hurt. Better hurry yourself off to the nursing home before one of your girlfriends has a lucid moment.

[BeaverFever]

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[ShepherdsDog]

Well it looks like penis fever has lost. He's got nothing left except to label someone a kiddy diddler.

[Public_Domain]

[BeaverFever]

ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:

Well it looks like penis fever has lost. He's got nothing left except to label someone a kiddy diddler.

. As opposed to the high road of saying they sexually abuse the elderly suffering from dementia?

[raydan]

Who let the kids sit at the adult's table?

[ShepherdsDog]

You're the one who insisted that he was having sex with martin's mother. I flame and can take being flamed but Penis Fever has crossed a line with his puerile attempt at cleverness.

Edit: not ray

[Thanos]

This thread now requires, nay, demands that this be posted. Won't someone please lay down their arms and think of Wind-Up Dog instead.

[BeaverFever]

Well I'm not so sure Martin's mom is that old. Based on the quality of his posts (or lack thereof) I figure him for a teenager. And I bet his mom isnt much older than he is.

[ShepherdsDog]

Well based on the quality of your posts, I'd have to say you were farrowed just as your mom was entering menopause. Your cognitive issues seem to point towards an egg and sperm that were well past their best before date. The consanguineous marriage likely didn't help give you a fair chance either.

[BeaverFever]

ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:

Well based on the quality of your posts, I'd have to say you were farrowed just as your mom was entering menopause. Your cognitive issues seem to point towards an egg and sperm that were well past their best before date. The consanguineous marriage likely didn't help give you a fair chance either.

NICE!!