[Newsbot]

Title: May 21 is Judgment Day: Christian group
Category: Strange
Posted By: Hyack
Date: 2011-05-11 11:03:43
Canadian

[GreenTiger]

What are these clown going to say on May 22?

[martin14]

Julien calendar, the dates are wrong.

[andyt]

GreenTiger GreenTiger:

What are these clown going to say on May 22?

This has been going on for millenia. The original followers of JC thought he would return in their life time to establish the caliphate kingdom of heaven on earth. They just didn't get this "the kingdom is within" crap, and would argue about who would get to sit on the right side of Jesus in heaven.

As for these particular numbnuts, they already predicted the end a few years back, but apparently found new evidence in the bible when that didn't come to pass. Guess they'll say the same thing this time.

[PublicAnimalNo9]

What's funny is, these people are more into numerology than anything else.
There are several numbers from the Bible that constantly get mathematically abused to show the "true" date. I've heard/read claims of anywhere from sometime in 2025, to sometime between 2050-2060.
Fortunately, AFAIK nobody's been able to torture the numbers enough to "prove" Dec.23, 2012 is the true date, sooooo we got that going for us

[BartSimpson]

Like I said before, I'm hoping the rapture comes on the 21st so I can score a decent walkup tee-time at the golf course on the 22nd.

[Choban]

Jesus is coming, look busy

[martin14]

Choban Choban:

Jesus is coming, look busy

psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssst.... hide the stash, man !

[Curtman]

We already did this topic in this news item.. And in the disappearing atheist bus ads story. There's a few of these signs scattered across Winnipeg. I thought we determined that it was only the start of the end of the world. We still have to go to work Tuesday, damnit. It's just the plagues and the locusts for the first bit I think.



Note: "The Bible Guarantees It"

[Gunnair]

Guess I can default on that mortgage payment now...

[GreenTiger]

andyt andyt:

GreenTiger GreenTiger:

What are these clown going to say on May 22?

This has been going on for millenia. The original followers of JC thought he would return in their life time to establish the caliphate kingdom of heaven on earth. They just didn't get this "the kingdom is within" crap, and would argue about who would get to sit on the right side of Jesus in heaven.

As for these particular numbnuts, they already predicted the end a few years back, but apparently found new evidence in the bible when that didn't come to pass. Guess they'll say the same thing this time.

These nut jobs have got stop smoking that funny stuff.

[EyeBrock]

What a load of old bollocks. Mmm, what's that meteor like spec NASA are tracking? Nah, just another meteor shower.

How many of these have we seen. It's like the polling companies telling us there was gonna be an NDP majority. Remember that?

[BartSimpson]

EyeBrock EyeBrock:

It's like the polling companies telling us there was gonna be an NDP majority.

If the NDP had got a majority then you could rule out Jesus' visiting Canada on His 2011 World Tour.

[Curtman]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

EyeBrock EyeBrock:

It's like the polling companies telling us there was gonna be an NDP majority.

If the NDP had got a majority then you could rule out Jesus' visiting Canada on His 2011 World Tour.

An NDP majority would be a sure sign of the apocalypse.

[xerxes]

Can they push it back a week? My birthday's on the 29th.