[Newsbot]

Title: Marvel reveal Captain America will be black after announcing Thor will be woman
Category: Showbiz
Posted By: N_Fiddledog
Date: 2014-07-17 12:11:25

[N_Fiddledog]

K, so Archie is getting murdered by tea party terrorists by taking a bullet for his gay buddy, Thor is now a woman, and Captain America is now black.

Anybody care to tell me again how Cultural Marxism is just a conspiracy theory?

[DrCaleb]

That's easy. It's called 'Capitalism'. If you don't like it, don't buy it!

[DrCaleb]

And 'Thor' isn't a person. 'Thor' is the God of Thunder, and can appear as any entity.

[BartSimpson]

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

That's easy. It's called 'Capitalism'. If you don't like it, don't buy it!

I won't.

[QBall]

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But Marvel has said simply that the new character using the power of Mjölnir - the hammer - is Thor.

So Thor beat his junk into a vagina? Ouch!

[xerxes]

People take comic books wayyyyy too seriuosly.

[N_Fiddledog]

I remember the last time "The Falcon" made mainstream news in relation to Captain America.

Tea Party terrorists were attacking the new Marvelverse that time too.

But it's OK because there are brained trained, Frankfurt school, prog pods somewhere indoctrinated enough to buy that crap, right?

Doc is kind of correct. There are those in our society dozey enough to cheerfully buy the rope for the cultural marxists. And they'll use it to hang us, of course.

[xerxes]

Really? Society is going to shit because the highly stereotyped world of comics is changing? Is the usual the only acceptable status quo? You know, where the majority of heroes are male and white and the females are either completely helpless or have powers to go along with their medicine ball sized tits?

Give. Me. A. Break.

[DrCaleb]

xerxes xerxes:

People take comic books wayyyyy too seriuosly.

^^ This. I love the art form, but I take it about as seriously as Stampede Wrestling.

'Captain America' is not the embodiment of a country, it's a character in a book.

And I am very excited that the people who brought us 'Supernatural' will be bringing Neil Gaiman's "Sandman" to TV. One of my favourite books, with 'Constantine' a close second.

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[N_Fiddledog]

Politics is downstream from culture. You wanna know where we're going next? Listen to the music. Watch the movies. Read the comics.

Or we could just listen to the minions of Marx who don't even know yet that's who they are, but tell us there's nothing to see here, and to pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

Cause that always works, right?

[N_Fiddledog]

OK, I admit we just entered the tinfoil zone. Doesn't change the fact that I'm right, and those who ignore the culture are doomed to dance to the strings pulled by the new puppeteers and have chosen the road of self-terminating eloi, morlock chow. And yeah I mixed a metaphor there, but it's OK to be a little crazy on this one. You guys need a mad prophet on this one. This sense is in the nonsense here.

"Look around," is my reference source.

[DrCaleb]

N_Fiddledog N_Fiddledog:

Cause that always works, right?

It works every time there is no boogeyman behind the curtain. If clean cut 75 year old Archie gets shot in an alternate reality protecting a friend, or if the new Super Soldier turns out to be black, or if the man who posses the mantle of Thor falls from grace, and the only person that is worthy to hold Mjilnor is a Woman - these are all stories.

Stories sell books, or stories don't sell books. Seems to work from everything else from Harry Potter to Jack Ryan to Sherlock Holmes. That's capitalism, not a boogeyman.

[N_Fiddledog]

Silly rabbit.

The world is about to become a science fiction dystopia. I'd make a bet with you, but when it happens we won't be allowed to speak freely so I won't be able to collect.

The culture has opened the door and said follow me. You're already gone over the threshold and into the darkness they've convinced you is light. I can't help you.

[DrCaleb]

That might be the funniest thing you've ever written.