[Newsbot]

Title: Man claims cow seduced him for sex
Category: Strange
Posted By: wildrosegirl
Date: 2010-06-11 20:28:03
Canadian

[saturn_656]

$1:

An 18-year-old Indonesian man says he was seduced by a cow, and that's why he was having sex with it.

Whatever helps you sleep at night buddy.

[Freakinoldguy]

WTF???????????????????

Why did they drowned the cow?

Logic dictates they should have drowned the pervert?

[Brenda]

$1:

The cow was reportedly drowned in the sea to rid the village of bad luck.

And once again, the "woman" (in this case a cow, seen as a "beautiful young woman" in the rapists brain) is punished and sentenced to death...

Something just is not right here...

[saturn_656]

Brenda Brenda:

$1:

The cow was reportedly drowned in the sea to rid the village of bad luck.

And once again, the "woman" (in this case a cow, seen as a "beautiful young woman" in the rapists brain) is punished and sentenced to death...

Something just is not right here...

Besides the man screwing the heifer from behind?

[GreenTiger]

It could have been worse. Imagine if the guy was a homosexual and
saw a bull......

[Brenda]

saturn_656 saturn_656:

Brenda Brenda:

$1:

The cow was reportedly drowned in the sea to rid the village of bad luck.

And once again, the "woman" (in this case a cow, seen as a "beautiful young woman" in the rapists brain) is punished and sentenced to death...

Something just is not right here...

Besides the man screwing the heifer from behind?

He should get the deathpenalty, instead of the cow

[wildrosegirl]

Well, ya know.... I kinda see his point. How could he resist?

[ShepherdsDog]

Maybe he worked in the insemination business and was doing his own research.

$1:

Why did they drowned the cow?

because it happened...

$1:

on the resort island of Bali

It happened in Indonesia....that's all the reason we need. Nice people, hardworking and all....just not too sophisticated.

[QBC]

[Strutz]

wildrosegirl wildrosegirl:

Well, ya know.... I kinda see his point. How could he resist?

[QBC]

This guy is that other guys neighbor.....

[wildrosegirl]

QBC QBC:

This guy is that other guys neighbor.....

That's just nasty.

[andyt]

She was just udderly irresistible, so he had to give her good roll in the hay. Best piece of tail he ever had. He was moooooved to tears. He's still ruminating about how good it was. The other villagers did not think it behooved him to act that way, however. But it's the press that really butchered this story and milked for all it was worth. Pretty hard to stomach, stomach, stomach, stomach.

[PublicAnimalNo9]

andyt andyt:

She was just udderly irresistible, so he had to give her good roll in the hay. Best piece of tail he ever had. He was moooooved to tears. He's still ruminating about how good it was. The other villagers did not think it behooved him to act that way, however. But it's the press that really butchered this story and milked for all it was worth. Pretty hard to stomach, stomach, stomach, stomach.

I dunno whether to laugh or smack ya in the back of the head for the bad puns Ahhh screw it, cheers