And yet it seems all the good comediands are liberal - the conserviatives only have Dennis Miller and he sucks.
Bill Burr could go either way.
andyt
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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 4:49 pm
Public_Domain Public_Domain:
"Why are black people afraid of chain saws" and "What do you call a million natives at the bottom of the ocean"
OK you got me. Why and what?
Public_Domain
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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 5:00 pm
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andyt
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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 5:27 pm
Never heard them. When I was young the big joke was what do you do with dead negros? I thought it was pretty stupid, and was accused of not having a sense of humor. Idiot humor, yeah.
Public_Domain
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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 6:17 pm
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andyt
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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 6:25 pm
Awful. probably get a big laugh here.
Unsound
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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 7:54 pm
\screw you guys, dead baby jokes were a staple of my high school years. I still get nostalgic when I tell one
BeaverFever
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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 8:04 pm
Public_Domain Public_Domain:
1. A onomatopoeia joke. "Run, blank blank blank" with engine sounds. Real popular with 11 year olds. 2. "A solution". A lot of variations on that one... either the bottom of the ocean or on the moon.
Circa grade 7
Public_Domain
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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 8:28 pm
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PublicAnimalNo9
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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 9:18 pm
I showed the joke to my wife. She didn't think it was all that funny but she also didn't think it was worth the social media cry-fest either.
Brenda
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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 10:19 pm
DrCaleb DrCaleb:
Fuck 'em if they cant take a joke. And why are women out of the kitchen and wandering the streets anyhow?
They're probably too frigid to let you fuck 'em...
DrCaleb
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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2015 7:04 am
Unsound Unsound:
\screw you guys, dead baby jokes were a staple of my high school years. I still get nostalgic when I tell one
^^ This!
Brenda Brenda:
DrCaleb DrCaleb:
Fuck 'em if they cant take a joke. And why are women out of the kitchen and wandering the streets anyhow?
They're probably too frigid to let you fuck 'em...
Story of my life.
stratos
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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2015 8:15 am
Well maybe someone should point out that there is a survey showing that being nice to women is sexist. Thus this sign is the exact opposite. Now drink up and enjoy life people.
Hyack
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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2015 8:21 am
Brenda Brenda:
DrCaleb DrCaleb:
Fuck 'em if they cant take a joke. And why are women out of the kitchen and wandering the streets anyhow?
They're probably too frigid to let you fuck 'em...
DrCaleb DrCaleb:
Story of my life.
Now this makes sense!!
DrCaleb DrCaleb:
Some of the best experiences I've had were winter camping with the Scouts. 40 below, and living in a snow bank taught me more than a few things.