[Newsbot]

Title: Killer tiger's location unknown
Category: Strange
Posted By: Hyack
Date: 2010-02-10 21:00:12
Canadian

[ShepherdsDog]

if you go out in the woods today, you're sure to get a surprise......and it ain't no fucking teddy bear's picnic.

[wildrosegirl]

Make sure you travel in pair at all times.















(Pick someone you know you can outrun)

[Brenda]

Damn! *checks basement*
Nope,nothing here

[Yogi]

Can't be that difficult to find some pussy!

[Hyack]

It's not that difficult to find some pussy, it is very much harder to find some real wild pussy. I don't think I would want to run into that one anywhere!

[Benn]

Hey Tony how'd you find the folks in London?

Oh, therrrrrr're Greeeeaaaat!

Ontario really has to do something about their wild animal / private zoo laws. Isn't this the 2nd guy who keeps wild animals to get mauled in the last year? And now this one is loose.

[raydan]

If he makes it to Ottawa, they'll be a lot of easy prey for him.
Give him a couple of weeks and there won't be anybody left in the Senate.

[Benn]

Yeah we've got a Coyote scare up here in south Ottawa right now. Loose tiger kind of makes that look unconcerning though.

Send the tiger up here to solve the coyote problem then he can work on the senate, those of them that are ever here.

[pakistanif4life]

ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:

if you go out in the woods today, you're sure to get a surprise......and it ain't no fucking teddy bear's picnic.

at that...

Thing is no one knows where all of his animals actually went. This license makes sense I would say...

[BartSimpson]

Benn Benn:

Yeah we've got a Coyote scare up here in south Ottawa right now. Loose tiger kind of makes that look unconcerning though.

Send the tiger up here to solve the coyote problem then he can work on the senate, those of them that are ever here.

Promise me a sixer of beer per day and I'll come take care of that coyote problem for you!