He asked me to be part of the Playboy Mansion and I accepted, of course. I went straight away but I didn't know that sex was involved.
Yeah right.
Well it was either that or a dumb blond joke.
Public_Domain
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Benn
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 11:01 pm
raydan raydan:
$1:
He asked me to be part of the Playboy Mansion and I accepted, of course. I went straight away but I didn't know that sex was involved.
Yeah right.
Well it was either that or a dumb blond joke.
Pretty sure its a dye job so she's just plain dumb.
Thanos
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 11:03 pm
Who cares what some slutty coalburning mudshark thinks?
BeaverFever
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 11:09 pm
Because some men actually believe the whole playboy myth that Heff is some kind of charming, irresistible, studly ladies' man and not the disgusting old fart that even his concubines get grossed out by
Thanos
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 11:30 pm
Just because Hefner's a POS doesn't make her any less of a ho. Sometimes there is no right side to choose. Sometimes it's all about two pigs that are equally disgusting.
Vamp018
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 11:33 pm
Well Sin City named a Street after him. But that street isnt the Hooker haven, that's Tropicana lol. I Guess Hooker's have standards too.
Regina
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Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 12:17 am
This is old news and has been going on for decades. One of the other fuck Bunnies wrote a book about it. They practically have to split old Hef.
Brenda
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Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 1:41 am
Most women would need booze or weed to have sex with a man 60 years their senior. Duhhh Most of them would have made the decision high or drunk too. So much for THAT excuse, sweetheart...
xerxes
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Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 2:11 am
In other shocking news, Hef needs a little blue pill to get his wrinkled junk hard.
Xort
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 11:39 am
Public_Domain Public_Domain:
The guy is so fucking old that he's basically a pedophile. Just creepy as hell. Gross.
Pedophile. "18-years-old" with a sexually mature body.
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Public_Domain
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Freakinoldguy
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Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 6:07 am
In keeping with the spirit of the season allow me to say:
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