[Newsbot]

Title: Joan Rivers dead in New York at 81, says daughter
Category: Showbiz
Posted By: DrCaleb
Date: 2014-09-04 12:10:45
Canadian

[Freakinoldguy]

RIP Joan. She was definitely one of a kind and the world lost an acerbic but great comedian today.

[Delwin]

RIP. Funny Lady.

[DrCaleb]

There is a good photo montage up at the link now.

[Regina]

RIP. Funny lady in her day.

[BartSimpson]

She didn't die. She just went back to Hell for some new material.

(Godspeed to her.)

[martin14]

RIP.

[peck420]

RIP.

[sandorski]

RIP thanks for the memories

[kitty]

RIP

[BRAH]

She was one hell of a Bitch and that's how she wanted to be remembered!

[Thanos]

RIP, ya mean-spirited old bag.





Joan Rivers regrets that she died because right now she'd like to tell me to go fuck myself.

[housewife]

RIP

[Strutz]

She was quite the gal

RIP Joan

[DrCaleb]

I Hate Everyone . . . Starting with Me I Hate Everyone . . . Starting with Me:

When I die (and yes, Melissa, that day will come; and yes, Melissa, everything’s in your name), I want my funeral to be a huge showbiz affair with lights, cameras, action . . . . I want craft services, I want paparazzi and I want publicists making a scene! I want it to be Hollywood all the way. I don’t want some rabbi rambling on; I want Meryl Streep crying, in five different accents. I don’t want a eulogy; I want Bobby Vinton to pick up my head and sing “Mr. Lonely.” I want to look gorgeous, better dead than I do alive. I want to be buried in a Valentino gown and I want Harry Winston to make me a toe tag. And I want a wind machine so that even in the casket my hair is blowing just like Beyoncé’s.