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<strong>Title: </strong> <a href="/link.php?id=23013" target="_blank">Jesus action figure coming to Wal-Mart</a> (click to view)

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<strong>Posted By: </strong> <a href="/modules.php?name=Your_Account&op=userinfo&username=Hyack" target="_blank">Hyack</a>
<strong>Date: </strong> 2007-07-17 13:40:22

[twister]

Wonder what the accessory pack will look like:
Fishes, Loaves, mustard seed....

[twister]

But why is Jesus white???

[twister]

OMG it's buddy Jesus from Dogma.....

[GerryHurt]

twister twister:

But why is Jesus white???

get your eyes checked because that figurine is not white.

[bootlegga]

It reminds me of that Simpsons episode where Flanders is giving away Bible 'collector cards'

Nelson "Wow, a Mathuselah rookie card"

Millhouse "Joseph of Aramathea, 43 conversions in A.D. 26!"

[stratos]

Will it come with a Kung-Fu Grip?

[Rev_Blair]

I got my bobblehead Jesus at the local over-priced head shop, but the cats ate his head, so now he could be almost anybody in a white dress.

I still have have my dope-smoking Jesus on the cross though. And I try to wear my "Mary was only a virgin if you don't count anal" t shirt at least once a week.

Hey, if there is god, shouldn't I have been whacked by lightning decades ago? I mean, the last time I walked into a church some big-breasted girl gave me hug, then I introduced her to Mrs. Rev and we went out for a smoke and had a beer in the parking lot. Then we went back into the church.

if there was a god, wouldn't he of slapped me about a bit or something?

[Scrappy]

No Rev he wouldn't smite or smote you, your not worthy of his notice.

This toy should give the Christian haters something to play with and take their socialist hatred out on. It will be a nice change for those of us who battle them daily on forums. They can scream racist at Jesus and give us multi-cult socialist hating scum a break.

LOL Jesus with Ninja like abilities Strat, I like it.

[fatbasturd]

Even Jesus saves at Wal-Mart

[Rev_Blair]

$1:

No Rev he wouldn't smite or smote you, your not worthy of his notice.

So you are saying that the Bible is full of lies? Or are you saying that god really sucks at contractions?

Jesus, given the disconnected godness by the godfolk around here, I might just drink this glass of....something.

Or maybe not. I've learned that it's likely best not to trust Christians much.

[ziggy]

A fake reverand talking about religion....how ironic.

[Rev_Blair]

And then there's Ziggy. you might count on him to show up, but that would be a bad idea.

[ziggy]

Rev_Blair Rev_Blair:

And then there's Ziggy. you might count on him to show up, but that would be a bad idea.

Didnt want to see you diving in the dumpster behind the sports bar in winnipeg for a snack to go with the beer someone else paid for and the butts you picked off the sidewalk to roll a smoke.

Plus you were going to bring about a half dozen guys with you.

[Rev_Blair]

Yeah, and you and baby jesus were too fucking frightened to send a PM.


Lick me Ziggy, You aren't even brave enough to be labelled a coward.