[DrCaleb]

llama66 llama66:

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

You are alive!

God, you take one week off because you have surgery; and everyone writes you off as dead.

The double lobotomy was the issue. No one knew if you'd survive, or be completely normal afterwards.

[llama66]

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

llama66 llama66:

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

You are alive!

God, you take one week off because you have surgery; and everyone writes you off as dead.

The double lobotomy was the issue. No one knew if you'd survive, or be completely normal afterwards.

I'm better this way. My last words (I remember) before going under was "I wanted a double lobotomy; but Erin (my nurse) is mean"

[Martin15]

llama66 llama66:

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

You are alive!

God, you take one week off because you have surgery; and everyone writes you off as dead.

Who are you ?

[Martin15]

uwish uwish:

you don't like Indian food you are racist?

That would be the gist of it.
Oh, and remember, we must keep special immigration open to Indian cooks, because
only they know how make REAL Indian food and anything else is cultural appropriation
and bad.

[Sunnyways]

Indian cuisine is the best and most interesting in the world but not everybody has to agree with me on that.

[raydan]

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

llama66 llama66:

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

You are alive!

God, you take one week off because you have surgery; and everyone writes you off as dead.

The double lobotomy was the issue. No one knew if you'd survive, or be completely normal afterwards.

Normal!

[Sunnyways]

llama66 llama66:

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

You are alive!

God, you take one week off because you have surgery; and everyone writes you off as dead.

We were like sheep wandering defenceless without our guard lama.

[llama66]

Well I'm back, and more absurd than ever!

[DrCaleb]

Absurd, yet placid!

[llama66]

Placidly absurd

[llama66]

Martin15 Martin15:

llama66 llama66:

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

You are alive!

God, you take one week off because you have surgery; and everyone writes you off as dead.

Who are you ?

That guy.

[herbie]

Family tradition to give foods and restaurants disgusting names.
Daughter just called asked if we could go to the Tandoori Toilet for Diarrhea on Rice when I go to the city.
We usually hit the A & Rubberchew on the way there.
She brought Abortion on Toast from Armpit's (Amrit's Pizza) last time she came here.
Wife can't stand us. Blame Grampa, he always loudly announced Mom's Turkey a la King (cumpulsory three days after Christmas) as Shit on a Shingle...

[CharlesAnthony]

Oh, I get it!
As long as nobody says "People who eat Indian food every day stink." then all is good.

[llama66]

I could have gone the rest of my life without reading that line from my least favourite person again and been quite happy. But here we are, about to endure fresh rounds of “oh I get it” from someone who clearly does not get it.

[DrCaleb]

It's all good Llama. At the rate he's going, he won't be here long.