[Newsbot]

Title: Hamas bans women from smoking water pipes in cafes
Category: Strange
Posted By: Guy_Fawkes
Date: 2010-07-19 08:21:40

[Guy_Fawkes]

I guess its ok to use women folk as human shields, just dont let them smoke a hooka. Thats man only stuff!

[Brenda]

$1:

Many Palestinians see the water pipe as inappropriate for women because of its sexual innuendo

Sexual innuendo?? REALLY???

Hmmm, methinks the existance of women is "sexual innuendo"...

[DerbyX]

Brenda Brenda:

$1:

Many Palestinians see the water pipe as inappropriate for women because of its sexual innuendo

Sexual innuendo?? REALLY???

Hmmm, methinks the existance of women is "sexual innuendo"...

No ban on bananas and popsicles?

[Bacardi4206]

"It also instructed teachers to pressure teenage girls to cover up in long, loose robes and headscarves."

+1 point to the go France on the Burka ban debate.

Anyways this is purely ridiculous, how about all the women in Gaza move away to a country that's a little more acceptable to there rights and leave Hamas with there anti-women rules. Actually maybe not, lack of getting laid I always thought was there problem to begin with that made them into ridiculous religious nutjobs.

[andyt]

Bacardi4206 Bacardi4206:

Actually maybe not, lack of getting laid I always thought was there problem to begin with that made them into ridiculous religious nutjobs.

True enough. One argument advanced against polygamy is when Europe abandoned it, rulers found it much harder to raise armies, resulting in less wars than would otherwise be the case. Certainly there is a big worry about the 30 - 100 million Chinese boys growing up who won't be able to find a wife (cause of preference for boys in a one child policy). They are expected to cause all kinds of problems, from crime to wars.

I guess wives just keep the guys from getting in trouble because they're worn out with the battles on the home front.

[BartSimpson]

Hamas is saying only their men should die of lung cancer. I'm okay with this.

[GreenTiger]

Okay let a woman come in smoking a Cuban Cigar.

[Guy_Fawkes]

Brenda Brenda:

$1:

Many Palestinians see the water pipe as inappropriate for women because of its sexual innuendo

Sexual innuendo?? REALLY???

Hmmm, methinks the existance of women is "sexual innuendo"...

I can just see it, 5 guys sitting around a hooka "It's good they banned women from this stuff, I mean it was horrible" *puff*puff* "it totally looked like she was sucking a dick, hey Abdul you wanna a bit if this?"

[GreenTiger]

No I'm not talking about a dick shaped cigar, just a bold cigar to say screw you to these mental pygmy's sitting around a hooks thinking how manly they are.

[raydan]

Sorry... but I'd rather see a woman smoking a water pipe and imagine her s**king my d**k than take the chance of smoking with other men.


But maybe that's just me.

[RUEZ]

WTF is wrong with men in the middle east? Don't they have any self control at all?

[Guy_Fawkes]

RUEZ RUEZ:

WTF is wrong with men in the middle east? Don't they have any self control at all?

It they werent so homophobic you would think they would embrace gay culture.... men only this, men only that, and need I comment about thursdays! It's just such a repressive culture, that closet must be really deep for some of them.

[ShepherdsDog]

Well, while the Taliban were in power in Afghanistan, they passed religious edicts banning young boys from wearing shorts, to prevent titillating the older men. Then again, they have some Greek ancestry which would explain a lot.