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PostPosted: Sun May 03, 2015 2:02 am
 


someone always has to lose, that's the only really important universal constant, someone ALWAYS has to lose


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PostPosted: Sun May 03, 2015 4:31 am
 


who needs information
when you're living in constant fear
just give me confirmation
that there's some way out of here
who needs information
because I've run out of borrowed time
just give me confirmation
that I don't have be the loser next time


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PostPosted: Sun May 03, 2015 8:40 am
 


Thanos Thanos:
someone always has to lose, that's the only really important universal constant, someone ALWAYS has to lose



There's always wins and losses. Just count the wins and ignore the losses.

Lets be happy. [B-o] :mrgreen: :mrgreen: [B-o]


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PostPosted: Sun May 03, 2015 9:57 am
 


raydan raydan:
You want proof that there is a God... you don't need to look very far. :D

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PostPosted: Sun May 03, 2015 10:01 am
 


That works too... :wink:


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PostPosted: Sun May 03, 2015 12:33 pm
 


even better

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A venomous egg laying mammal.


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PostPosted: Sun May 03, 2015 2:17 pm
 


There is no god, and there is no heaven. All that exists is this unending hell on earth that every single member that's ever lived of our vile specie has contributed to making.


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PostPosted: Sun May 03, 2015 2:19 pm
 


If the only thing that makes a person good is the promise of an eternal reward, or the threat of an eternal punishment, then that person is a piece of shit.

- Rust Cohle


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PostPosted: Sun May 03, 2015 2:34 pm
 


Author Terry Pratchett once said, “In ancient times, Cats were worshipped as Gods; they have not forgotten this.” :D


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PostPosted: Sun May 03, 2015 2:36 pm
 


Unlike the bearded shit sitting on his clouds the kitties actually deserve to be worshipped.


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PostPosted: Sun May 03, 2015 2:39 pm
 


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PostPosted: Sun May 03, 2015 2:42 pm
 


Yeah, but at least it's an honest demented insanity. :twisted:


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PostPosted: Sun May 03, 2015 2:54 pm
 


....God has returned to heaven to take command of his realm again. He finds a lone figure between him and his throne…

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The Saint Of Killers. A man whose sole purpose it’s to be the death bringer of the Lord has finally come to collect a long overdue debt and to set things straight with the big man.

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You see… The Saint Of Killers has figured out what God is all about. He is nothing more than an attention-whore. The Lord is a being willing to cause pain, destruction and death for no other reason than to see who would love Him. He sparked wars between the angels to find out who would stay on His side. He created a world full of humans who would fight in His name, just to see who loved Him more…

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The Saint now knows all of this and he’s having none of it. He spits back at the lord, telling him how he has outgrown his creation. God out of his throne is not as powerful as when he’s seated on it. Fearing what is about to come, God acts like a spoiled child by remembering The Saint Of Killers who he’s threatening…

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But the guns of The Saint Of Killers are blessed by The Devil and The former Angel Of Death. Their ammo will ever run out, they will never misfire, never miss their mark, they will never wound, they will always kill… and God knows that.

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Just one step away from salvation, and an unkillable foe stands before him. God does his best to justify every action he has taken against every living being since the beginning of time. Facing certain death, God does the unthinkable. He begs for his life by offering a bargain.

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But The Saint Of Killers is tired of listening, he’s tired of the manipulations, he’s tired of the killing, he’s tired from the long journey that he can’t even remember when it started. In the end he tells the Lord exactly what he want’s just before putting a bullet between his eyes…

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The Saint Of Killers shot God dead. Then he sat in God’s throne… and rested.

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PostPosted: Sun May 03, 2015 3:40 pm
 


Never been a believer in the 'involved' God idea....more of a creator, now you're on your own to make your own destiny type of god.


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