[N_Fiddledog]

llama66 llama66:

[The government tells us that they are showing that riff-raff the door.

Not exactly. They told us they'll put a priority on processing them. They've also told us they plan to double "immigration."

[Thanos]

Huh.

https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/p ... ary-shoot/

$1:

Back when I thought I knew something about politics, and back when I thought I knew something about this country, I believed that, if a President of the United States made regular appearances as an utterly fact-free monster, it largely would be accidental. That was before 2016, when we discovered that a president* could get elected because he was an utterly fact-free monster. That was before 2016, when we learned that 40 years of a political party's constructing an utterly fact-free monster could be such a successful project.

On Thursday, the president* gave another completely non-political talk on his favorite among the things about which he knows less than nothing: immigration. It was entirely about scaring old white people that MS-13 is coming to dominate the town council and order them all to be eaten to celebrate some foreign holiday—and he, alone, can save them.

Before we pay this performance the several seconds of attention it deserves, we should note another triumph for local journalism: The Sacramento Bee leaves the president*'s racist cartoon of a campaign ad as a smoking pile of meat in the breakdown lane. This likely will have no impact on anything but it's important to keep a careful historical record in advance of the president*'s going off into the haunted places of his mind again, the way he did Thursday afternoon. This was perhaps the darkest of the many dark corners.

$1:

"I will tell you, anybody throwing stones, rocks, like they did to Mexico and the Mexican military, Mexican police, where they badly hurt police and soldiers of Mexico, we will consider that a firearm. They want to throw rocks at our military, our military fights back. We'll consider — and I told them — consider it a rifle. When they throw rocks like they did at the Mexico military and police, I say consider it a rifle."

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a rock is a good guy with an M4 carbine. There are already reports that paramilitaries are gathering down at the border in anticipation of a turkey shoot. I suspect fire control will not be a priority. I suspect the president* doesn't care. He's rooting for a bloodbath.

Monstrous.

What's the point of having a nuclear arsenal all those guns and bullets if you don't get to use them once in a while?

[DrCaleb]

Thanos Thanos:

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

Well, the complexity of the stunt is lost on me. Why would thousands of people spend months to walk thousands of kilometres in order to get to the US, only to be put in concentration camps?

Makes no sense.

When in doubt about the correct answer to a MAGA question just say "SOROS!". It won't be the right or factual answer in the slightest but you'll be able to build up your crazy-cred with them if you say it enough times.

I wonder if they realize it was the prescient intellectual, Glenn Beck, who coined Soros as the left's 'Puppetmaster', and every time they attribute the invisible hand of the left to him they only come off as spewing the same bile?

[Thanos]

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

I wonder if they realize it was the prescient intellectual, Glenn Beck, who coined Soros as the left's 'Puppetmaster', and every time they attribute the invisible hand of the left to him they only come off as spewing the same bile?

Awareness isn't their strong suit because the vast majority of them are blind to the fact they're just spewing the same garbage that goes all the way back to the likes of Corneliu Codreanu, or to the pre-World War One proto-maniacs who laid the pseudo "intellectual" groundwork for what would eventually become the racial policies of the Third Reich. Not that the sock-puppet saying it makes much of a difference in the long run. It's the bloodshed-promising message itself that's the guiding light for them.

Ah well, maybe they can all talk about it on Sunday morning in church! Get their weekly dose of Vitamin Jesus!

[fifeboy]

peck420 peck420:

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

How long would it take if you were marching in columns bringing with you all sorts of military hardware, with a clan of lepers and MS-13 in tow?

History tells us that militarized marches were expected to cover approx 30 km per day (20 Roman miles was the expected legion movement per day[18-19 US miles]).

Really though, the lepers are the wild card...do they get lighter over time? Do they have to 100% keep pace, or just a piece?

Oh my God man, I laughed so hard at that my wife came in and wanted to know if I was OK.

[llama66]

peck420 peck420:

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

How long would it take if you were marching in columns bringing with you all sorts of military hardware, with a clan of lepers and MS-13 in tow?

History tells us that militarized marches were expected to cover approx 30 km per day (20 Roman miles was the expected legion movement per day[18-19 US miles]).

Really though, the lepers are the wild card...do they get lighter over time? Do they have to 100% keep pace, or just a piece?

I'd rep if I could... I giggled at this for like 5 minutes.

[DrCaleb]

llama66 llama66:

peck420 peck420:

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

How long would it take if you were marching in columns bringing with you all sorts of military hardware, with a clan of lepers and MS-13 in tow?

History tells us that militarized marches were expected to cover approx 30 km per day (20 Roman miles was the expected legion movement per day[18-19 US miles]).

Really though, the lepers are the wild card...do they get lighter over time? Do they have to 100% keep pace, or just a piece?

I'd rep if I could... I giggled at this for like 5 minutes.

I tried to spot you, but I can only rep once per post.

I still giggle at it.

[N_Fiddledog]

[fifeboy]

I thought she had died or summpin

[Thanos]

No such luck. Evil never really dies anyway, or merely fades away.

[xerxes]

The good die young while assholes live forever.

[Thanos]

xerxes xerxes:

The good die young while assholes live forever.

Basically the same as Randall Flagg from The Stand in that when the current disguise gets worn out or revealed for what it is it just shifts itself to a different mouth pushing the same message.

[BartSimpson]

xerxes xerxes:

The good die young while assholes live forever.

How old are you now? 138 is it?

[peck420]

xerxes xerxes:

The good die young while assholes live forever.

Bwahahahahahahaha!

I am gonna live forever bitches!!!!!

[BartSimpson]