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Prime Minister ***** today issued the following statement on the death of ****** of *****:
“On behalf of all Canadians, ***** and I offer our sincere condolences to the family of ****** and the people of *******.
“******* was recognized as a strong proponent of peace. He also undertook a range of important economic, social, education, health, and infrastructure initiatives in his country.
“I had the pleasure of meeting ******* and found him to be passionate about his country, development and the global economy.
“We join the people of ****** in mourning his passing.”
Guess who said that about whom. Lots of hypocrisy here. But then he was our son of a bitch. Or, more accurately, we were his bitches.