[Newsbot]

Title: DNA analysis matches 2 found feet on B.C.'s coastline
Category: Misc CDN
Posted By: WDHIII
Date: 2008-12-05 19:16:10
Canadian

[ridenrain]

Wow. That solves that. maybe someone might want to know if this is still a crime and all?

[Scattered]

$1:

"In all cases, these remains appear to have naturally separated from the body. There is no forensic evidence at this time to support anything other than disarticulation as there are no tool or trauma marks on the remains,"

Naturally separated? Seriously, how does that happen? I suddenly want to attach suspenders to all my shoes.

[ridenrain]

It's a word that just dosen't get snuck into sentances enough.
Aww.. no. The photo coppier has become disarticulated.

Yup. CSI-VPD ( ) said no foul play. Just random, naturally occuring human feet washing about in the ocean.

[Scattered]

Fussy marine life; not enough meat on the feet to compensate for stinky runners?

[SprCForr]

ridenrain ridenrain:

CSI-VPD ( ) said no foul play. Just random, naturally occuring human feet washing about in the ocean.

Spontaneous human disarticulation?!

[ridenrain]

They float and most of the meat is covered by plastic.
Im guessing that the bodies are harnessed in so well that by the time the feet disarticulate, the rest of the body is already crab meat.
I'm betting some of Pictons palls have taken up fishing.

[wildrosegirl]

SprCForr SprCForr:

ridenrain ridenrain:

CSI-VPD ( ) said no foul play. Just random, naturally occuring human feet washing about in the ocean.

Spontaneous human disarticulation?!

Has a nice ring to it.

[ridenrain]

VPD-CSI are hot on the case.