[Thanos]

$1:

Georgopoulos admitting to recent arrests related to threatening and stalking

So, a typical MAGA then....

[N_Fiddledog]

He's a typical "something," all right, if he's thinking Trump is going to help him find a wife.

[BartSimpson]

Thanos Thanos:

$1:

Georgopoulos admitting to recent arrests related to threatening and stalking

So, a typical MAGA Canadian then....

Keep in mind he's one of yours, not one of ours.

[llama66]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

Thanos Thanos:

$1:

Georgopoulos admitting to recent arrests related to threatening and stalking

So, a typical MAGA Canadian then....

Keep in mind he's one of yours, not one of ours.

Listen, it's been at least 6 months since I was accused of stalking someone

[BartSimpson]

llama66 llama66:

Listen, it's been at least 6 months since I was accused of stalking someone

I can give you a few good leads if you'd like.

[llama66]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

llama66 llama66:

Listen, it's been at least 6 months since I was accused of stalking someone

I can give you a few good leads if you'd like.

[DrCaleb]

It's in the downstairs of a pizza parlour.

[raydan]

The secret service actually arrested another intruder that day, but they have no idea who he is or where he's from. The only answer they get when questioning him is "I am the GREATEST intruder ever, you have never seen a better intruder", over and over again, while trying to tweet this on an imaginary phone.

[Freakinoldguy]

N_Fiddledog N_Fiddledog:

That link appears to be blocked at the moment so it's worth posting the details:

$1:

A Canadian man was arrested at the White House Wednesday after breaching a secure area.

The man, identified as Yianny Georgopoulos, told Secret Service agents that he was attempting to deliver two bottles of Crown Royal whiskey to President Trump, according to NBC Washington.

Georgopoulos was charged with unlawful entry shortly after midnight Wednesday after moving a bicycle rack with posted warnings advising that it was a restricted area. He left the area after commands from a Secret Service officer, according to NBC Washington.

Georgopoulos reportedly told authorities in an interview following his arrest that he wanted Trump’s help in finding a wife.

Court documents also showed Georgopoulos admitting to recent arrests related to threatening and stalking family members, according to NBC Washington.

The Hill has reached out to the Secret Service for comment.

What's the problem. Giving Canadian booze to an American is a time honoured tradition and just because the recipient happened to be the President of the US shouldn't abrogate this act of kindness.

Although, getting Trump to find him a new wife is a bit of an out there request but, all is not lost. I'm pretty sure that the President still has Stormy Daniels number on his speed dial so, maybe he could hook the two of them up for a match made in haven.

[BeaverFever]

N_Fiddledog N_Fiddledog:

That link appears to be blocked at the moment so it's worth posting the details:

$1:

A Canadian man was arrested at the White House Wednesday after breaching a secure area.

The man, identified as Yianny Georgopoulos, told Secret Service agents that he was attempting to deliver two bottles of Crown Royal whiskey to President Trump, according to NBC Washington.

Georgopoulos was charged with unlawful entry shortly after midnight Wednesday after moving a bicycle rack with posted warnings advising that it was a restricted area. He left the area after commands from a Secret Service officer, according to NBC Washington.

Georgopoulos reportedly told authorities in an interview following his arrest that he wanted Trump’s help in finding a wife.

Court documents also showed Georgopoulos admitting to recent arrests related to threatening and stalking family members, according to NBC Washington.

The Hill has reached out to the Secret Service for comment.

In related news, Trump supporters have declared Mr. Georgopoulos to be their smartest and most socially intelligent member, and hope to elect him president of Canada in 2019 and president of America in whatever number election year comes after 2020

[BartSimpson]

I thought you were running for President of Canada?

[llama66]

Actually it's me running for Supreme Chancellor of Canada

[Thanos]

llama66 llama66:

Actually it's me running for Supreme Chancellor of Canada

Give me the mining rights to the remnants of Jedha and Scarif and all the little bitty bits of Alderaan and you've got my vote.

[llama66]

Granted, provided you understand the Glorious People's Federal Democratic Galactic Empire of Canada (GPFDGEC) gets 40% of what you mine. Daddy needs a new Star Killer Base.

[Thanos]

Declined. Palpatine's idea of eventually killing off everything seems more equitable.