OhGarfield OhGarfield:
why do we need these brazenly selfish people,
what they are interested in are only themselves.
to Quebecers: please go and play with yourselves, who cares to play with you?
Go!
Kick them out of Canada! (well, even though their land actually belongs to Canada, let's do them a favor, let's allow them to go away with that land. big favor.)
End of all these troubles.
Only if you promise to go with them. I'll even hold open the door for you...so that I can hit you with it on the way out.