commanderkai commanderkai:
Saturn, you conveyed my reaction perfectly. I was surprised the name Bush never came up yet though, but its still early
Oh I'm sure Bush is involved. And Area 51. By the way, Condoleeza is a fembot and Rumsfeld uses his mind powers to fuck people up.
Rumsfeld Rumsfeld:
We know where they are. They're in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, south and north somewhat.
(on Iraq's weapons of mass destruction)
Rumsfeld Rumsfeld:
[Osama Bin Laden is] either alive and well or alive and not too well or not alive.
Rumsfeld Rumsfeld:
Needless to say, the President is correct. Whatever it was he said.
and my personal fave...
Rumsfeld Rumsfeld:
Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns -- the ones we don't know we don't know.
The guy was a genius but crazier than a fruit bat. A little malevolent but funny as hell.