Arctic_Menace Arctic_Menace:
I love John A. MacDonald.

He showed up to the House of Commons wasted as sin, and threw up as the leader of the opposition was speaking. He said: "Mr. Speaker, as you can see, my opponent's speech was so horrendous that it made me nauseous..."
Fucking priceless...

Yes, I view 'Sir John Eh' as the model Canadian,
Drunk, and Funny.
*mocks USA*
OUR FOUNDING FATHERS ARE COOLER THEN YOURS!
John Eh started this country. As a Canadian, I'm glad for his existance. I'm pretty sure Canada was much better after John A Came along,

Without him, we would be either British if they were lucky or America would have succedded in defeating the Canadas and taken over North America in the whole Manifest Destiny bit.
On July 2nd, 1867, in the Morning:
John: "Woah, wait, what did me in the boys do last night?"
