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PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 2:32 pm
 


Seeing as how Hwacker wanted a new thread...

You think that consenting adults can’t engage freely in any activity except marriage.

You’ve said the word “Freedom” more than once today.

You think that blindly supporting your president is patriotism.

You still think women belong barefoot and pregnant.

You begin sentences with the words “I think we need to bomb”

You think “All in the Family” is a very funny program, because Archie Bunker says exactly what you think.

You think VP Dick Cheney had nothing to do with Halliburton getting all those juicy Iraq contracts.

You think President Bush’s ties to the oil indsutry had nothing to do with the US pulling our of the Kyoto Accords.

You think Ann Coulter is an astute social commentator.

You think torture is justified and useful in many situations.

You think that it’s okay to kill criminals by lethal injection/hanging but wrong for people to take their own life when they are dying slowly from cancer.

You think that the words “war on terror” means occupying Iraqi rather than actually killing the people (and their financiers) who actually participated in 9/11.

You think that, even though more people voted against him than for him in the 2000 presidential election, G. W. Bush had a mandate. Or that he still has a mandate with a 40% approval rating.

You think that liberal = communist.

You ever wore a three piece suit.

You have ever wondered out loud, “Why can’t don’t the poor just get a job?”

You think the Washington Times prints all the news that’s fit.

You think that Bill O’Reilly is the best person in news, period!

You ever said that "violence has always solved everything, just ask the Nazis or Confederates."

Your emotions run high and you break out into tears of happiness after watching the latest pro-war Bush State of the Union address.

You think that toppling one dictator who doesn’t agree with you for one that does is a good thing.

You qualify for the upper class tax bracket tax cut, and then demand an even bigger tax cut.

You are not Jewish and love Israel, no matter how many civilians they kill

You are white and you hate everyone else.

You are black and hate ‘those poor blacks who shoot up the ghetto’

Someone says draft and you insist the recruiters start in the poor parts of town, not where you live.

You think the country music is good

You think the Fox News is “fair and balanced" news

You think that tax cuts for the top 2% is good for the economy.

You think that it is okay for anyone, a CEO, a basketball player, or a movie star to make millions of dollars a year, yet refuse to pay any more taxes to fund education or health care.


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 2:45 pm
 


$1:
You are white and you hate everyone else.
i don't fall under that one...
$1:
You think the country music is good
IT IS DAMN YOU!!!
$1:
Someone says draft and you insist the recruiters start in the poor parts of town, not where you live.
START IN MY HOUSE!!!
$1:
You’ve said the word “Freedom” more than once today.
I'll give you that one...;)


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 4:12 pm
 


bootlegga bootlegga:
You’ve said the word “Freedom” more than once today.


Cause Lord only knows no liberal would be caught supporting a ridiculously outdated idea like 'freedom'. :roll:

bootlegga bootlegga:
You still think women belong barefoot and pregnant.


Just the cute ones. You guys can have the ugly, barren, lesbian-feminists.

bootlegga bootlegga:
You think President Bush’s ties to the oil indsutry had nothing to do with the US pulling our of the Kyoto Accords.


No, we recognize that the USA pulled out before Bush was President. Unlike you liberals, we paid attention to that.

bootlegga bootlegga:
You think Ann Coulter is an astute social commentator.


Not really, that's just our excuse for the fact that we all really just think she's hot in leather. :wink:

bootlegga bootlegga:
You think torture is justified and useful in many situations.


I'm thinking of one right now.

bootlegga bootlegga:
You think that liberal = communist.


Yep. Lenin himself called you people 'useful idiots' and we're just agreeing with him.

bootlegga bootlegga:
You ever wore a three piece suit.


Yah, it's awful to look like you work for a living. :roll:

bootlegga bootlegga:
You qualify for the upper class tax bracket tax cut, and then demand an even bigger tax cut.


Ummm, you're stilll getting 60% of my income so, yah, I want to keep more of it.

bootlegga bootlegga:

You think that tax cuts for the top 2% is good for the economy.


Mostly because it is. Just look at Ireland where that policy has made them the envy of Europe.

bootlegga bootlegga:
You think that it is okay for anyone, a CEO, a basketball player, or a movie star to make millions of dollars a year, yet refuse to pay any more taxes to fund education or health care.


Judging from your educational results whatever money was spent on you was wasted so why waste even more on your healthcare? :lol:


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 6:51 pm
 


You might be conservative if:

You don't have time to sit around and compile these ludicrous lists because you spend your day working trying to clothe your children, put food on their plates and still have enough money left over to pay taxes that fund the social programs the lefties sponge off of.


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 7:02 pm
 


ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:
You might be conservative if:

You don't have time to sit around and compile these ludicrous lists because you spend your day working trying to clothe your children, put food on their plates and still have enough money left over to pay taxes that fund the social programs the lefties sponge off of.


Are you saying that no conservative has ever received any form of gov't assistance?


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 7:05 pm
 


DerbyX DerbyX:
ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:
You might be conservative if:

You don't have time to sit around and compile these ludicrous lists because you spend your day working trying to clothe your children, put food on their plates and still have enough money left over to pay taxes that fund the social programs the lefties sponge off of.


Are you saying that no conservative has ever received any form of gov't assistance?


Who cares? At least someone finally denounced this stupid thread and, by extention, it' ideological counterpart.


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 7:07 pm
 


xerxes xerxes:
DerbyX DerbyX:
ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:
You might be conservative if:

You don't have time to sit around and compile these ludicrous lists because you spend your day working trying to clothe your children, put food on their plates and still have enough money left over to pay taxes that fund the social programs the lefties sponge off of.


Are you saying that no conservative has ever received any form of gov't assistance?


Who cares? At least someone finally denounced this stupid thread and, by extention, it' ideological counterpart.


This thread mearly mimics a similiar one about liberals, one that all the cons revelled in.


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 7:14 pm
 


DerbyX DerbyX:
ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:
You might be conservative if:

You don't have time to sit around and compile these ludicrous lists because you spend your day working trying to clothe your children, put food on their plates and still have enough money left over to pay taxes that fund the social programs the lefties sponge off of.


Are you saying that no conservative has ever received any form of gov't assistance?


If you look at it logically, he never said that at all.

You must still be listening to the voices in your head.


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 7:17 pm
 


ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:
You might be conservative if:

You don't have time to sit around and compile these ludicrous lists because you spend your day working trying to clothe your children, put food on their plates and still have enough money left over to pay taxes that fund the social programs the lefties sponge off of.


...wrote the singularly hard-working man who has nonetheless found the time to lay down nearly 3300 posts since mid-June... :P


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 7:19 pm
 


This is an easy one.. you're insane? :D


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 7:22 pm
 


Streaker Streaker:
ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:
You might be conservative if:

You don't have time to sit around and compile these ludicrous lists because you spend your day working trying to clothe your children, put food on their plates and still have enough money left over to pay taxes that fund the social programs the lefties sponge off of.


...wrote the singularly hard-working man who has nonetheless found the time to lay down nearly 3300 posts since mid-June... :P


So why do you keep on answering them? :P :P :D


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 7:23 pm
 


Jaime_Souviens Jaime_Souviens:
DerbyX DerbyX:
ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:
You might be conservative if:

You don't have time to sit around and compile these ludicrous lists because you spend your day working trying to clothe your children, put food on their plates and still have enough money left over to pay taxes that fund the social programs the lefties sponge off of.


Are you saying that no conservative has ever received any form of gov't assistance?


If you look at it logically, he never said that at all.

You must still be listening to the voices in your head.


Piss off Jamie. I am tired of humiliating you. :roll:


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 7:25 pm
 


Streaker Streaker:
ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:
You might be conservative if:

You don't have time to sit around and compile these ludicrous lists because you spend your day working trying to clothe your children, put food on their plates and still have enough money left over to pay taxes that fund the social programs the lefties sponge off of.


...wrote the singularly hard-working man who has nonetheless found the time to lay down nearly 3300 posts since mid-June... :P


Never said I was a Conservative, in fact I used to vote Liberal consistently. Besides, this is about the only contact I have with home, outside of phone calls and emails from friends and family.


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 7:28 pm
 


DerbyX DerbyX:
Jaime_Souviens Jaime_Souviens:
DerbyX DerbyX:
ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:
You might be conservative if:

You don't have time to sit around and compile these ludicrous lists because you spend your day working trying to clothe your children, put food on their plates and still have enough money left over to pay taxes that fund the social programs the lefties sponge off of.


Are you saying that no conservative has ever received any form of gov't assistance?


If you look at it logically, he never said that at all.

You must still be listening to the voices in your head.


Piss of Jamie. I am tired of humiliating you. :roll:



Look, your comment just doesn't follow from what he said....

Anybody reading the damn thread can see it, they don't need an argument from me or any bull from you.

Have a lovely.


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 7:30 pm
 


Jaime_Souviens Jaime_Souviens:
DerbyX DerbyX:
Jaime_Souviens Jaime_Souviens:
DerbyX DerbyX:
ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:
You might be conservative if:

You don't have time to sit around and compile these ludicrous lists because you spend your day working trying to clothe your children, put food on their plates and still have enough money left over to pay taxes that fund the social programs the lefties sponge off of.


Are you saying that no conservative has ever received any form of gov't assistance?


If you look at it logically, he never said that at all.

You must still be listening to the voices in your head.


Piss of Jamie. I am tired of humiliating you. :roll:



Look, your comment just doesn't follow from what he said....

Anybody reading the damn thread can see it, they don't need an argument from me or any bull from you.

Have a lovely.


Sorry to interrupt.. but isn't this forum about the temporary insanity people are suffering in thinking that voting conservative is a good idea?


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