[-Mario-]

"Heads Up" for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite
traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you
or your friends. Here's how the scam works.

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car
as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start
wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts
almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to
look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and
instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start
undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and
starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen on September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,
17th, 20th & 24th. Also October 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, three
times just yesterday, and very likely this coming weekend.

So tell all your friends to be careful!

[wildrosegirl]

And that's why you can't move to Comox

[tritium]

-Mario- -Mario-:

"Heads Up" for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite
traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you
or your friends. Here's how the scam works.

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car
as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start
wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts
almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to
look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and
instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start
undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and
starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen on September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,
17th, 20th & 24th. Also October 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, three
times just yesterday, and very likely this coming weekend.

So tell all your friends to be careful!

PLEASE!!! I would love to see two girls in skimpy T-shirts out in this Calgary weather. -17C/1F It would be worth being taken to the cleaners.

[Zipperfish]

My wife said she wanted something for Christmas that would go from 0 to 200 in under six seconds. I got her some bathroom scales. Do you think she'll like ut?

[newfette]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[tritium]

Zipperfish Zipperfish:

My wife said she wanted something for Christmas that would go from 0 to 200 in under six seconds. I got her some bathroom scales. Do you think she'll like ut?

Have you heard the story of Lorena Bobbitt.

[FireWire]

It's too cold for the girls to start wiping their breasts on my windshield. Their nipples might get stuck on it and I'll become nipple pervert

[Canadian_Mind]

proudcanukchick proudcanukchick:

:lol:

And that's why you can't move to Comox

whats wrong with Comox?

[jennybo]

FireWire FireWire:

It's too cold for the girls to start wiping their breasts on my windshield. Their nipples might get stuck on it and I'll become nipple pervert

Ouch! that could rip off a nipple!

[sasquatch2]

Mario

$1:

quite traumatic.

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$1:

I had my wallet stolen on September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,
17th, 20th & 24th. Also October 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, three
times just yesterday, and very likely this coming weekend.

HMMMMMM. You are a pervert and like it .....or have a very SLOOOOOOW learning curve.

[DMP08]

All I have here is a Canadian Tire and a Rona. "Good Thing" that they have company loyalty or my wallet might go missing

[-Mario-]

sasquatch2 sasquatch2:

Mario

$1:

quite traumatic.

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$1:

I had my wallet stolen on September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,
17th, 20th & 24th. Also October 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, three
times just yesterday, and very likely this coming weekend.

HMMMMMM. You are a pervert and like it .....or have a very SLOOOOOOW learning curve.

Its not like that at all... the RCMP are not doing anything against it. I have a soft spot for women in t-shirts. Plus they only need a ride

[novachick]

-Mario- -Mario-:

sasquatch2 sasquatch2:

Mario

$1:

quite traumatic.

????????????????????

$1:

I had my wallet stolen on September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,
17th, 20th & 24th. Also October 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, three
times just yesterday, and very likely this coming weekend.

HMMMMMM. You are a pervert and like it .....or have a very SLOOOOOOW learning curve.

Its not like that at all... the RCMP are not doing anything against it. I have a soft spot for women in t-shirts. Plus they only need a ride