[martin14]

A Canadian calls the RCMP


"Hello is the the RCMP??

I'm calling about my neigbour Antoine Smith. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood!"




The next day the RCMP descends on Antoine's house and search the shed where the firewood is kept.



They bust open every piece of firewood, but find no marijuana.




They apologize to Antoine and leave. The phone rings at Antoine's..


"Hey Antoine, did the RCMP come to your house?" .... "Yep"


"Did they chop all your firewood?" ..... "Yep"




















"Happy Birthday Buddy!"