[Clogeroo]

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.


4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!


5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)


6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.


8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!


9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

[novachick]

Truer words were never spoken

[Tyler_1]

[BartSimpson]

Other things women say:

"Yes, I know how to do it." - This is said after a man asks a woman if she knows how to perform a technical task on an expensive and delicate piece of equipment.

"Well, I don't know what the hell to do with it! Why didn't you say something if you knew what to do?" - Which is said to the man right after the expensive and delicate piece of equipment is fatally damaged by the woman.

[kashmyre]

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Yep. Use 'em all just about everyday

[novachick]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

Other things women say:

"Yes, I know how to do it." - This is said after a man asks a woman if she knows how to perform a technical task on an expensive and delicate piece of equipment.

"Well, I don't know what the hell to do with it! Why didn't you say something if you knew what to do?" - Which is said to the man right after the expensive and delicate piece of equipment is fatally damaged by the woman.

........snicker true enough

[Blue_Nose]

...and when told that I'm not going to put up with that kind of garbage:

"But you have to, I'm a girl - those are the rules!"

At least they're honest and straightforward some of the time

[stratos]

Don't forget the "You should have known with out me having to tell you"

[newfette]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

Other things women say:

"Yes, I know how to do it." - This is said after a man asks a woman if she knows how to perform a technical task on an expensive and delicate piece of equipment.

"Well, I don't know what the hell to do with it! Why didn't you say something if you knew what to do?" - Which is said to the man right after the expensive and delicate piece of equipment is fatally damaged by the woman.

I'll agree with the first nine but not this.
I'm very good with technical stuff.. but of course I may be the exception to the rule

[BartSimpson]

Another favorite: "Yes, I'm on the pill."

[YetiWorld]

One more

'Get the f@#k out of here, you fu#$%&ng bastard"

That's nine words lots of women use. A lot.

[BartSimpson]

YetiWorld YetiWorld:

One more

'Get the f@#k out of here, you fu#$%&ng bastard"

That's nine words lots of women use. A lot.

[BartSimpson]

WDHIII WDHIII:

** reminds himself to stay out of the bars if he ever visits Holland **

That's pretty good thinking, anyways. I was in the 'Bulldog' bar (no, not the coffee house, the bar near the Grumpy Sailor) in Amsterdam and near to overwhelmed by the second-hand smoke floating around the place. Never mind the naked women in the windows outside. I do vaguely recall a good Irish bar in the Leidseplein where you can get Harp and Guiness on tap but I can't tell you much more than that as most of it is literally a blurry memory for me.

[Scrappy]

Well let me see what is universal with men. Men who are lost and refuse to admit it. So we females ask "Do you know where you are going?" of course he states and three hours later he's still trying to bluff his way out of being lost. Onstar was invented to make men look good, everyone knows they can't find the broad side of a barn.

Men who take women's tools and deny they took them because they lost them.

Don't get me started on car keys and wallets.

Men who deny deny that they are in over their head with home reno projects. Mean while women in the West cook in their bathrooms.

[kitty]

THANKS A LOT

This is much different from "#7. Thanks" . A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "#5. Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "#5. Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "#3.Nothing"