Jabberwalker Jabberwalker:
I've woken up beside a few dogs in my time, too.
Haven't we all?
I remember once waking up in a friends apartment after a heavy night out and both of his Great Danes with on top of me. I thought I was going to die. It's only becuase he had one of those
peaceful Zen Bedrooms and equally giant bed that I managed to keep my composure and roll the massive things off me. They're heavy dogs.