[Istanbul]

Since his wife is eight months into her pregnancy, the husband has to sleep on the floor to avoid any regrettable mistakes which might happen pretty easily, for he has been desperate for quite awhile now.
Just before lying down on the bed, she glances at him and sees the poor guy curling up on the floor, eyes staring widely into the empty air, filled with hopeless desire.
Feeling sorry for her husband, she opens the top drawer of the cabinet, takes out a fifty - dollar bill and gives it to him saying, "Aww, my honey you are so depressed. Take this and go to the woman next door. She'll let you sleep with her tonight and remember this happens only once ok? DON'T think about it again."
The husband rolled his eyes in disbelief, but afraid she may change her mind, he grabbed the money and left quickly.
A few minutes later he returned, handed the bill back to the wife and said with much disappointment, "She said this is not enough, she wants sixty bucks."
The wife's face slowly turned red with anger as she said, "Damn that bitch, when she was pregnant and her husband came over here I only charged him fifty!"

[BluesBud]

Good one!

[Oreo]

lmao

[Mr_Canada old]