[PluggyRug]

WHEN A FLY FALLS INTO A CUP OF COFFEE

The Italian -- throws the cup, breaks it, and walks away in a fit of rage.

The German -- carefully washes the cup, sterilizes it and makes a new cup of coffee.

The Frenchman -- takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee.

The Chinese -- eats the fly and throws away the coffee.

The Russian -- Drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra with no charge.

The Israeli -- sells the coffee to the Frenchman, sells the fly to the Chinese, sells the cup to the Italian, drinks a cup of tea, and uses the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee.

The Palestinian -- blames the Israeli for the fly falling into his coffee, protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives and then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, the Chinese, the German and the Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give away his cup of tea to the Palestinian

[herbie]

The Scot - grabs the fly by the legs and shakes it while yelling "Spit it oot ya wee bastard I paid a dollar fifty for that coffee!"

[Strutz]

Good one.

Love the add-on herbie!

[Jabberwalker]

The Canadian apologises to the fly for all of the trauma and inconvenience that it has suffered and fast-tracks his immigration application. The Sierra Club protests about all of the fouled, polluted coffee in Canada.

[andyt]

Joe Oliver says that those protesting flies in their coffee are dangerous radicals out to destroy Canada.

Industry says that flies in your coffee are unpleasant but not harmful. Rumors of maggot infestations from drinking dipterated coffee are false. They are doing everything they can to reduce it and that more stringent regulations are not required.

The IPDC (International Panel on Dipterated Coffee) says that unless we can reduce the concentration of flies in coffee to less than 2 bpc (bugs per cup), we will have runaway coffee change. Others say it's better to invent cups with fly strainers and learn how to adapt to higher bpc levels.

Fiddledog denies there are any flies in his coffee and uses lots of questionable links to show that it's all a conspiracy by the Palestinians and their Muslim allies.

I say pay flies a higher minimum wage and they won't be dependent on coffee subsidies and their maggots can grow up to be more productive citizens.

[Public_Domain]

[Unsound]

I'm thankful that I'm a bit of a snob and only drink coffee with 100% Colombian flies in it.

Those coked out little bastards do about 15 laps around the cup and aerate it perfectly...

[ShepherdsDog]

instant latte