[newfette]

Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results:

PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS, WHO THEY ARE, & YOU!

Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.


Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink..................

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with your friends.

Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.

Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with pals and looking to get
totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!


Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.




PART B: MAN-DRINKS & WHO THE MEN ARE!

THEN, there is the MALE addendum -- The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid .

Wine:
He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated
image to help him get laid.

Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.

Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

White Zinfandel: He's gay.

[-Mario-]

WHAT... NO RUM????

[wildrosegirl]

-Mario- -Mario-:

WHAT... NO RUM????

That would be mixed drinks

[newfette]

maybe he shold lay off the rum...

[newfette]

ggrrr why caren't the results showin!

[wildrosegirl]

Timed poll?

[Brenda]

good one, and soooo true

[TattoodGirl]

Do I pick beer, even if it is non-alcoholic beer? I did anyway, but it isnt showing up

Very true though

[newfette]

yeah I'm a beer drinker too

[raydan]

Beer, mostly micro-breweries and imported.

In Québec, there are quite a few micro-breweries that make excellent "off the beaten path" beer.

Unibroue is one that comes to mind.
http://www.unibroue.com/index_eng.html

As for the getting laid part, who needs to drink to get laid???

[newfette]

really ugly people?

[raydan]

newfette newfette:

really ugly people?

I disagree.
To get laid when you're ugly, you don't drink, you get other people to drink.
Then you (literally) jump on the opportunities.

[Pimpbrewski]

LOL Newfette, nice thread

I guess I would have to go with the girls that drinks the shots since she is the easiest

newfette newfette:

Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with pals and looking to get
totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

But I like beer the best.

Cause after all, maybe cause of this

newfette newfette:

THEN, there is the MALE addendum -- The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid .

[martin14]

so how can you choose "all of the above"

[DMP08]

If it's a casual night it's usually beer (mainly Kokanee), but I am partial to Canadian Club and Coke