GreatWhiteNorth
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:09 am
Hey all. Ever notice how the province’s seem to conjure the most optimistic of tourism slogans, like “Canada’s Ocean Playground” and “Yours to Discover.” I operate an online t-shirt company, Piggywig Apparel, and we have a special section that features shirts with more “reality-based” slogans for the province’s. I would welcome feedback from any funny Canucks with suggestions. Here’s what we have so far ….
Rejected Provincial Slogans
Alberta - Also Known as Kingdom Klein
Alberta – Where the Men are Men and the Women are Objectified
Alberta – Home of the Oversized Belt Buckle
Alberta – Same as Texas, But Cold Enough to Freeze the Tits Off A Witch
British Columbia – We’ve Got the Ganja, You Bring the Potato Chips
British Columbia – If we Were any more laid back, we’d be in a coma
British Columbia – Drought-Free for 2 Billion Years Now
Manitoba – The Centre of Canada (Geographically, anyway.)
Manitoba – Where the Ice Age Never Quite Lifted
New Brunswick – Quite Possibly the Dullest Place in the Known Universe
New Brunswick – Your Gateway to Maine
New Brunswick – Much Better Than Old Brunswick
Newfoundland – Now 50% More Habitable
Newfoundland – Enough with the jokes, already!
Nunavut – The Friendliest 10 People in Canada!
Nova Scotia – Home of Rita McNeil, the World’s Largest Land Mammal
Nova Scotia – More Scottish Than the Scottish
Northwest Territories – A Great Place for Sociophobic Recluses
Northwest Territories – Hypothermia Builds Character
Ontario – Dictating Canada’s Political Agenda for Over A Century
Ontario – Don’t Hate Us For Toronto
Ontario – Canadian Weather With Hardcore American-Style Crime
Ontario – Not Nearly As Important As They Think
Ontario – The Rest of Canada Revolves Around Us
PEI – A Million Japanese Tourists Can’t Be Wrong
PEI – Please Visit Before We Wash Away Entirely
PEI – Take 10 Minutes and Explore All We Have To Offer
PEI – Now With A Big-Ass Bridge
Quebec – Begrudingly Canadian Since 1863
Quebec – Where Poutine Is A Way of Life
Quebec – Our Hookers Are Fantastique!
Quebec – Land of the Pre-Teen Alcoholic
Saskatchewan – Excitement-Free Since ’63!
Saskatchewan – Filled With Wheatly Goodness
Yukon – Come Visit All 29 Of Us!
Yukon – Cold? Yukon Say That Again
Yukon – Canada’s Friendly Popsicle
Labrador – Now with Running Water
Cape Breton – Get High In Our Highlands
Cape Breton – A Rich Man’s Newfoundland
Yes, I know that Cape Breton and Labrador are not provinces, but they should be.
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