[canadian1971]

LOL, just saw this in another part of the site thats kinda hidden. Thought I'd put it up for everyone to see.

On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry. I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron, but it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all, it's not like you actually elected him.

I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you, doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own. It would be like if, well, say you had ten times the television audeince we did and you flood our market with great shows, cheaper than we could produce. I know you'd never do that.

I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defence I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours. As word of apology, please accept all of our NHL teams which, one by one, are going out of business and moving to your fine country.

I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you want to have your friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.

I'm sorry we burnt down your White House during the War of 1812. I see you've rebuilt it! It's very nice.

I'm sorry for Alan Thicke, Shania Twain, Celine Dion, Loverboy, that song from Seriff that ends with a really high-pitched long note. Your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer, but we feel your pain.

And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this. Because we've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.

For 22 minutes, I'm Anthony St. George, and I'm sorry.

[canadian1971]

[PENATRATOR]

That's pretty funny

[Tman1]

Uhh thats kinda old ya think?

[canadian1971]

Yup it is.

[jullian]

threads like this "sorry" post only perpetuate canada's inferiority complex and shouldn't be applauded or laughed at.

[The Hoser]

Wtf are you talking about? It's called a JOKE. It's making fun of all the stuff that the US does. I found it fucking hilarious, but old, still fucking hilarious.

[GCStratusfied]

Canada is one of the greatest countries in the world, and there's nothing that Canada should be sorry for, except for being number one though you shouldn't be sorry for that because Canada deserves to be number one in my opinion. I'm sorry to the UK, but I'd love to be Canadian.

[RUEZ]

jullian jullian:

threads like this "sorry" post only perpetuate canada's inferiority complex and shouldn't be applauded or laughed at.

What, you don't appreciate good comedy? If you can't laugh at yourself or your nieghbour then we are all doomed. DOOMED I SAY

[flyman01]

Im sorry america gave us Legion. lol.(hes gonna flip when he sees this one.)

[Arctic_Menace]

flyman01 flyman01:

Im sorry america gave us Legion. lol.(hes gonna flip when he sees this one.)

Not if I have anything to do with it!!!!!!

*puts up trimsic argon shielding around this thread*

Let's not forget our defense.........

[Tman1]

jullian jullian:

threads like this "sorry" post only perpetuate canada's inferiority complex and shouldn't be applauded or laughed at.

And people like you only perpetuate YOUR inferiority complex just posting on this particular thread as well as not taking a joke. LOL loser.

[canadian1971]

MasterBlaster MasterBlaster:

jullian jullian:

threads like this "sorry" post only perpetuate canada's inferiority complex and shouldn't be applauded or laughed at.

And people like you only perpetuate YOUR inferiority complex just posting on this particular thread as well as not taking a joke. LOL loser.

Harsh brother......I

[Rails1996]

jullian jullian:

threads like this "sorry" post only perpetuate canada's inferiority complex and shouldn't be applauded or laughed at.

Right because americans don't have an inferiority complex or anything lol
Um anyone see that Saturday Night live the other night where they mocked the canadian dollar. Pretty ignorant. or how about epcot center in Disneyworld. Those Totem poles and men in plaid shirts ..so nice Im glad we're so properly displayed. (sarcasm) For all the americans that don't know what that is.

[CubanTexan]

Rails1996 Rails1996:

jullian jullian:

threads like this "sorry" post only perpetuate canada's inferiority complex and shouldn't be applauded or laughed at.

Right because americans don't have an inferiority complex or anything lol
Um anyone see that Saturday Night live the other night where they mocked the canadian dollar. Pretty ignorant. or how about epcot center in Disneyworld. Those Totem poles and men in plaid shirts ..so nice Im glad we're so properly displayed. (sarcasm) For all the americans that don't know what that is.

Yeah, and Royal Air Crap and Mercer never make fun Americams. Does the term myopic hypocrisy mean anything to you? You understand sarcasm, so living in Canda you should very well understand farce, like your liberal gov't and acoountability in Canadian politics. The lemming has just replaced the beaver as the Canadian national symbol.