[Ripcat]

CubanTexan CubanTexan:

The lemming has just replaced the beaver as the Canadian national symbol.

You are mistaken....

Why the beaver will always be a Canadian national symbol!

[GunPlumber]

CubanTexan CubanTexan:

Rails1996 Rails1996:

jullian jullian:

threads like this "sorry" post only perpetuate canada's inferiority complex and shouldn't be applauded or laughed at.

Right because americans don't have an inferiority complex or anything lol
Um anyone see that Saturday Night live the other night where they mocked the canadian dollar. Pretty ignorant. or how about epcot center in Disneyworld. Those Totem poles and men in plaid shirts ..so nice Im glad we're so properly displayed. (sarcasm) For all the americans that don't know what that is.

Yeah, and Royal Air Crap and Mercer never make fun Americams. Does the term myopic hypocrisy mean anything to you? You understand sarcasm, so living in Canda you should very well understand farce, like your liberal gov't and acoountability in Canadian politics. The lemming has just replaced the beaver as the Canadian national symbol.

And what is it that Cuba has given the world?

Ohhhh, that's right,... mediocre cigars.

But they're over-priced and they're Cuban and that's gotta be worth something.

Right?

The new Cuban tourism jingo:
"Visit Havana: cheap third-world slums under a warm Carribean sun."

[EyeBrock]

Actually I feel as a Brit I should apologise for the whole Whitehouse burning thing that the British Army did, oh yea, I'll apologise for the Canadians who think they did it (again).


Some of you guys need to get a few new lines. The tired anti-yank stuff is getting really lame and boring. At least try and be historically correct, then maybe I'll join in the giggles....I could do with a good laugh.

[CubanTexan]

GunPlumber GunPlumber:

CubanTexan CubanTexan:

Rails1996 Rails1996:

jullian jullian:

threads like this "sorry" post only perpetuate canada's inferiority complex and shouldn't be applauded or laughed at.

Right because americans don't have an inferiority complex or anything lol
Um anyone see that Saturday Night live the other night where they mocked the canadian dollar. Pretty ignorant. or how about epcot center in Disneyworld. Those Totem poles and men in plaid shirts ..so nice Im glad we're so properly displayed. (sarcasm) For all the americans that don't know what that is.

Yeah, and Royal Air Crap and Mercer never make fun Americams. Does the term myopic hypocrisy mean anything to you? You understand sarcasm, so living in Canda you should very well understand farce, like your liberal gov't and acoountability in Canadian politics. The lemming has just replaced the beaver as the Canadian national symbol.

And what is it that Cuba has given the world?

Ohhhh, that's right,... mediocre cigars.

But they're over-priced and they're Cuban and that's gotta be worth something.

Right?

The new Cuban tourism jingo:
"Visit Havana: cheap third-world slums under a warm Carribean sun."

Thanks to the continued support of a Canadian gov't that is well on it's way to 'cuban-style' democracy,

[CubanTexan]

GunPlumber GunPlumber:

CubanTexan CubanTexan:

Rails1996 Rails1996:

jullian jullian:

threads like this "sorry" post only perpetuate canada's inferiority complex and shouldn't be applauded or laughed at.

Right because americans don't have an inferiority complex or anything lol
Um anyone see that Saturday Night live the other night where they mocked the canadian dollar. Pretty ignorant. or how about epcot center in Disneyworld. Those Totem poles and men in plaid shirts ..so nice Im glad we're so properly displayed. (sarcasm) For all the americans that don't know what that is.

Yeah, and Royal Air Crap and Mercer never make fun Americams. Does the term myopic hypocrisy mean anything to you? You understand sarcasm, so living in Canda you should very well understand farce, like your liberal gov't and acoountability in Canadian politics. The lemming has just replaced the beaver as the Canadian national symbol.

And what is it that Cuba has given the world?

Ohhhh, that's right,... mediocre cigars.

But they're over-priced and they're Cuban and that's gotta be worth something.

Right?

The new Cuban tourism jingo:
"Visit Havana: cheap third-world slums under a warm Carribean sun."

Are you saying socialism doesn't work? Blasphemer!!!

[CanadianLynx]

GCStratusfied GCStratusfied:

Canada is one of the greatest countries in the world, and there's nothing that Canada should be sorry for, except for being number one though you shouldn't be sorry for that because Canada deserves to be number one in my opinion. I'm sorry to the UK, but I'd love to be Canadian.

One thing Canada has to be sorry about to the U.S..we are sending them ANDY2005

[Tman1]

EyeBrock EyeBrock:

Actually I feel as a Brit I should apologise for the whole Whitehouse burning thing that the British Army did, oh yea, I'll apologise for the Canadians who think they did it (again).


Some of you guys need to get a few new lines. The tired anti-yank stuff is getting really lame and boring. At least try and be historically correct, then maybe I'll join in the giggles....I could do with a good laugh.

No offense EyeBrock but your anti-French stuff is as well getting lame and boring(which I have noted in context with your GB friend). Some people don't like Americans, it really has nothing to do with you. I agree with your White House statement.

[RUEZ]

CubanTexan CubanTexan:

Yeah, and Royal Air Crap and Mercer never make fun Americams. Does the term myopic hypocrisy mean anything to you? You understand sarcasm, so living in Canda you should very well understand farce, like your liberal gov't and acoountability in Canadian politics. The lemming has just replaced the beaver as the Canadian national symbol.

Dude, why are you here?

[EyeBrock]

What anti-french stuff tman?

[Patrick_Ross]

canadian1971 canadian1971:

I'm sorry we burnt down your White House during the War of 1812. I see you've rebuilt it! It's very nice.

POINT OF INTEREST: I'm descended from the man who burned down the White House. And I'm sorry.

[Jusin]

canadian1971 canadian1971:

LOL, just saw this in another part of the site thats kinda hidden. Thought I'd put it up for everyone to see.

On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry. I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron, but it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all, it's not like you actually elected him.

I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you, doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own. It would be like if, well, say you had ten times the television audeince we did and you flood our market with great shows, cheaper than we could produce. I know you'd never do that.

I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defence I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours. As word of apology, please accept all of our NHL teams which, one by one, are going out of business and moving to your fine country.

I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you want to have your friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.

I'm sorry we burnt down your White House during the War of 1812. I see you've rebuilt it! It's very nice.

I'm sorry for Alan Thicke, Shania Twain, Celine Dion, Loverboy, that song from Seriff that ends with a really high-pitched long note. Your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer, but we feel your pain.

And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this. Because we've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.

For 22 minutes, I'm Anthony St. George, and I'm sorry.

I am especially sorry for that pot tunnel in BC, we did not mean to force all that good pot on you, now that we think about it, we could sure use it here in Quebec. But I do not want to say the word tunnel too loudly, unless the PQ decide that a cross-country tunnel to get pot would be a winning condition for a referendum (all in good fun).




JK

[Jusin]

RUEZ RUEZ:

CubanTexan CubanTexan:

Yeah, and Royal Air Crap and Mercer never make fun Americams. Does the term myopic hypocrisy mean anything to you? You understand sarcasm, so living in Canda you should very well understand farce, like your liberal gov't and acoountability in Canadian politics. The lemming has just replaced the beaver as the Canadian national symbol.

Dude, why are you here?

Well I am sorry, that my tax dollar was spent on original comedy that insulted him and his president (I hear he finally one an election fair and square) Was not nice of us, and I am upset, well a little anyways.

JK

[Canadian_Mind]

Patrick_Ross Patrick_Ross:

canadian1971 canadian1971:

I'm sorry we burnt down your White House during the War of 1812. I see you've rebuilt it! It's very nice.

POINT OF INTEREST: I'm descended from the man who burned down the White House. And I'm sorry.

just to make it a family tradition, why don't you burn it down again. could use a good bon fire, also would prove the states are still vulnerable.

[Northerly]

Effin hilarious dude, lmao. Touche.

[Scape]

Canadian_Mind Canadian_Mind:

Patrick_Ross Patrick_Ross:

canadian1971 canadian1971:

I'm sorry we burnt down your White House during the War of 1812. I see you've rebuilt it! It's very nice.

POINT OF INTEREST: I'm descended from the man who burned down the White House. And I'm sorry.

just to make it a family tradition, why don't you burn it down again. could use a good bon fire, also would prove the states are still vulnerable.

Does this mean that Canada was the original terrorists?